Besides having wrestled in high school, I’m also a bit of an armchair psychoanalyst. I thought it might be a nice thing if I offered to analyze people’s dreams for them. Post a dream you had the night before and I will Break it down for you.
I don’t remember my dreamsTo show that I’m not above revealing the most intimate workings of my mind, I just woke up from a nap and this is a dream I had;
I was listening to a lady deejay on the radio. I called the station to request a song. While I was talking to the deejay, I felt a hand creep into my pocket, and I waited to see if what I thought was about to happen was going to happen.
Slowly the hand started jerking me off. The lady deejay was talking on air while casually jerking me off!
Then my wife walked in. I put a pillow over my lap but the pillow was bouncing up and down as if I were being jerked off! My wife ran over to pull the pillow away and I reached into my pocket, and pulled the deejay’s hand off my penis.
When my wife pulled away the pillow she saw nothing untowards happening. She gave me an angry look like ‘I know something bad was going on in here, put I can’t prove it’, and she walked out of the room shaking her head.
I know @conor mcgregor nut hugger keeps a “dream journal” where he rights down his dreams as soon as he wakes up. You should try that.I don’t remember my dreams
He’s gonna be so triggered when he sees your typoI know @conor mcgregor nut hugger keeps a “dream journal” where he rights down his dreams as soon as he wakes up. You should try that.
*writes*I know @conor mcgregor nut hugger keeps a “dream journal” where he rights down his dreams as soon as he wakes up. You should try that.
Thanks for leading your dream analysis skills to us.Besides having wrestled in high school, I’m also a bit of an armchair psychoanalyst. I thought it might be a nice thing if I offered to analyze people’s dreams for them. Post a dream you had the night before and I will Break it down for you.