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  1. Shang Tsong2

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    Aside from sexually assaulting scandalous hos we have to come up with ideas for movies.

    I reckon a Roddy Piper biopic starring JCVD would be great
     
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    Ted Williams' head It's freezing in here!

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    Melvin is a puny kid who gets bullied constantly and brutally (1st act of movie)

    Melvin, now an adult, has grown into a huge guy (played by John Cena) who fucks his bully's wives and then beats up his bullies. He then joins the military and kills a record number of Taliban. (2nd act of movie)

    Finally the PTSD from a lifetime of bullying and war catches up with him and he snaps and starts mailing crude homemade explosives to politicians. When the police converge on his house he takes his own life by gunshot. (final act)
     
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  3. Shang Tsong2

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    I'm down



    On one condition




    In the third movie of the series we have to pay homage to the brace Taliban hillfighters
     
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    conor mcgregor nut hugger One-term President

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  5. Shang Tsong2

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    Sounds shit.

    Work on your pitch, goof
     
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    The proppa Lord of the rings.

    Sauron teams up with that chick from the ring and they do some evil stuff on video in middle Japan.
     
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  7. Jesus X

    Jesus X mah peepo skrate. interim BMF belt champ.

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    a movie producer just gets the financing the screenwriter and director come up with ideas for movies.
     
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  8. Jesus X

    Jesus X mah peepo skrate. interim BMF belt champ.

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    an nsa officer named Conor O'conner infiltrates an underground dachshund racing circuit led by Doronick Tolleto who is also stealing gaming computers from delivery drones but all this is just a distraction for a heist on the u.s mint something goes wrong with the robberies on the drones when they start equipping them with ma deuces and one of the crew gets shot and consequently decapitated by the round. half the movie will also be set in hooters and tilted kilt.
     
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    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    It was one movie, not 3, no one wants any further ideas from you as you don’t even understand the fundamentals
     
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    Should just get some tmmaceers fit them with a go pro and get together in Bangkok. You’ve got to be bangkok ready though.
     
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    I'm pretty good with a balance sheet. I'd make a decent producer. What's our budget?
     
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    10 000 baht
     
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    Not sure I'll be able to put this together for $5
     
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    Just go to location. I’ll sort the rest.
     
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    otaku1 Posting Machine

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    Galt does Nana plaza.

    Getting Bangkok'ed

    He or she? Who cares?

    Bangkok Hilton suite 123.

    Hidden butterfly : the evolution of a cis-gendered tmmacer through a series of life changing surgeries.

    Heaven or hell. Katoi girlfriend.

    Ps : please note that theyre all straight to video/cable releases .
     
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    Terminaliens vs predator!

    Skynet makes robot xenomorphs with red eyes with the goal of terminating the predators!

    The hunters become the hunted!
     
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    start a GALT franchise

    James Bond meets Big trouble in Little China meets low budget Thai novelas

    GALT II, GALT III, GALT IV, V VI VIII
     
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    Vutu is 'the man in the chair', all the way from Oz
     
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    Masato Toys Posting Machine

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    I'll design some posters
     
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  21. RussfromNH

    RussfromNH Get off my lawn!

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    Can't we just continue with remakes??

    Something like Jaws or Soylent Green
     
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    A department-store Santa Claus discovers a neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl with an elf in Colorado.
     
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  23. Shang Tsong2

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    Hmmm where will we get an elf?
     
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    smoke clears
    barely visible is the outline of two figures sitting in the distance
    they appear to be sitting on giant mushrooms and passing back and forth a marijuana cigarette

    ....
     
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    Then a hero in a maga hat swoops in and shoots the filthy druggies right in the face with a rocket launcher.


    I like it
     
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