General Let's eat pizza!

[Mutant]

Decided to try Trevor's as everyone is hyping it because of Portnoy as he gave it an 8.3 and said it's the best in Phoenix.
Guysl is a clown because while it's good it's nowhere near the best in Phoenix. The crust is dry and tasteless and no where near ever the top 10!


View: https://youtu.be/cqIHh0CD3qw?si=KziCpfD-0TyRKtUW

 

[Mutant]

Now the best pizza I've ever had anywhere is Pizzeria Bianco it was absolutely the best anywhere hands down and is worth the national recognition!



View: https://youtu.be/laXiI_P14R0?si=d6HrK1IYaEFBjGRs

 

[CuddleBug]

He's got some weird criteria like has to be thin, cheese only and its floppiness. Though maybe that makes sense so you can judge them all on an equal basis. Aside from the crust how was the flavor?

 

[Bushkill Blades]

I don't understand the Portnoy shit.

Some jackass on the internet is somehow a master pizza reviewer? And he's not even a ginzo?

Fuck right off lol

 

[kvr28]

I don't get the whole burnt crust bullshit, you want to eat charcoal? Go suck on a briquette with some sauce and cheese melted on it.

 

[Mutant]

I don't understand the Portnoy shit.

Some jackass on the internet is somehow a master pizza reviewer? And he's not even a ginzo?

Fuck right off lol

If it's not burnt New Haven pizza it's sub par but people worship his crap taste buds as gospel!

 

[Mutant]

I don't get the whole burnt crust bullshit, you want to eat charcoal? Go suck on a briquette with some sauce and cheese melted on it.

Yup the burnt crust here didn't add anything as or was a dry tasteless crust! It was fucking $40 for the pie which is fucking insane. It's not even that much at Bianco or Cibo which are light years ahead of this!

 

[kvr28]

owner should have punched the arrogant punk


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKJEZ-Chos

 

[Mutant]

It was a biased review anyway because he has a high noon event there and there was a crowd so obviously gave a biased score!

 

[Wild]

Portnoy's criteria for what makes a good pizza is: thin, no flop, burnt crust (preferably coal fired).

 

[Bushkill Blades]

Guy comes off like a completely unlikable asshole.

Who made him an authority on pizza anyway?

 

[kvr28]

Guy comes off like a completely unlikable asshole.

Who made him an authority on pizza anyway?

youtube

 

[Ramon Maroni]

Guy comes off like a completely unlikable asshole.

 

[MountainMedic]

 

[NiteProwleR]

Pizza folders aren't people.

 

[NiteProwleR]

I don't get the whole burnt crust bullshit, you want to eat charcoal? Go suck on a briquette with some sauce and cheese melted on it.

Pizza bubbles are also flavorless wastes of space and show bad Pizza etiquette. I'm from TAYHOSS, I should know.

 

[Rambo John J]

I don't understand the Portnoy shit.

Some jackass on the internet is somehow a master pizza reviewer? And he's not even a ginzo?

Fuck right off lol

I feel like he knows he is a douche and doesn't care so leans into it

I love me some Rough n Rowdy Fight Events and I'm pretty sure he pays for those so alright in my book...Don't really know much about him to be honest.

 

[Rambo John J]

Pizza bubbles are also flavorless wastes of space and show bad Pizza etiquette. I'm from TAYHOSS, I should know.

Why would you know pizza in Hoss?

Oregon Pizza isn't great.

The best ones are from food cart with wood oven inside

 

[MountainMedic]

Pizza folders aren't people.

I found that special, just for you.
He went double double... I knew your arana senses would be in overdrive.

 

[Thuglife13]

I feel like he knows he is a douche and doesn't care so leans into it

I love me some Rough n Rowdy Fight Events and I'm pretty sure he pays for those so alright in my book...Don't really know much about him to be honest.

Don't blame him when he's rich and is banging bitches like this at will...

 

[Flying Knee]

Sallys in New Haven was incredible