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Best pizza style


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Thuglife13

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Dec 15, 2018
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Ranch dressing. Typically used for salads. Unless you're like half of America and fat as fuck. Then you dip your pizza in it apparently.
Ranch is fucking disgusting. I cringe when I see fatties dipping their pizza in that mess. I do love Cool Ranch Doritos though lol...

 

Willthiswork

I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
Aug 7, 2015
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Ranch is fucking disgusting. I cringe when I see fatties dipping their pizza in that mess. I do love Cool Ranch Doritos though lol...

This may be the first time I've ever given you a winner. But I agree with every single part of this post.
 

Tiiimmmaaayyy

First 100 ish
Jan 19, 2015
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The only good pizza is if you go to Italy and eat there

otherwise, you know fuck all about food


I had ‘authentic’ Italian pizza when i went to Italy. Well, it was Italy at Epcot center. Does that count?

For the record, it was better than any of the slices i had in New York, but not even close to Giordano’s in Chicago.
 

conor mcgregor nut hugger

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Oct 24, 2015
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One day I am going to invest in high-quality pizza start-ups outside of NYC in the hope that another area of the country can supplant NY as pizza king.

That's how much I hate giving NY credit for anything.
 

CovidFree

Formerly 'Lars'
Oct 17, 2015
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One day I am going to invest in high-quality pizza start-ups outside of NYC in the hope that another area of the country can supplant NY as pizza king.

That's how much I hate giving NY credit for anything.
So you’re going to use your lizard breeding money to teach North Dakotans how to make pizza?
 

ShatsBassoon

2020: "But wait, there's more!"
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Jan 14, 2015
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One day I am going to invest in high-quality pizza start-ups outside of NYC in the hope that another area of the country can supplant NY as pizza king.

That's how much I hate giving NY credit for anything.
Fuhgeddaboudit
 

Jesus X

Diamond hands get the tendies.
Sep 7, 2015
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Ranch dressing. Typically used for salads. Unless you're like half of America and fat as fuck. Then you dip your pizza in it apparently.
lol I can only dip one slice in ranch the rest I dip in marinara or garlic sauce.I put some sriracha on slices some times combined with the ranch
 

Jesus X

Diamond hands get the tendies.
Sep 7, 2015
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Ranch is fucking disgusting. I cringe when I see fatties dipping their pizza in that mess. I do love Cool Ranch Doritos though lol...

I like to dip these in knudsen sour cream I also do that with these
 

ShatsBassoon

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Jan 14, 2015
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Barely put a dent in these, but I ate way too much.
Take note of the toppings/cheese to the edges

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Judobill

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Jan 15, 2015
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Whoever chose St. Louis style should never be allowed to vote on anything again. Absolute trash.
 

conor mcgregor nut hugger

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Oct 24, 2015
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kaladin stormblessed @kaladin stormblessed speaking of the tri-state area (we weren't but I had nowhere else to post this), the other day some older woman from NY was walking out of Publix in front of me and stopped her cart in the middle of the automatic exit doors to fiddle with something in her purse.

Of course there was no room to get around her and of course I just stood there and waited somewhat patiently, but my god the cognitive dissonance. Been out of NYC long enough to block a doorway (she'd get fuckin screamed at by every New Yawka walking by in NYC, even the busboy on the other side of the street) but hasn't been in Flah-ri-da long enough to realize how impolite and inconsiderate she was being.

You people (yeah I said it) really should be the subject of evolutionary research. You are honestly the closest thing to a different species that I've ever seen.

tl;dr fuck you and your pizza
 

kaladin stormblessed

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Apr 24, 2017
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kaladin stormblessed @kaladin stormblessed speaking of the tri-state area (we weren't but I had nowhere else to post this), the other day some older woman from NY was walking out of Publix in front of me and stopped her cart in the middle of the automatic exit doors to fiddle with something in her purse.

Of course there was no room to get around her and of course I just stood there and waited somewhat patiently, but my god the cognitive dissonance. Been out of NYC long enough to block a doorway (she'd get fuckin screamed at by every New Yawka walking by in NYC, even the busboy on the other side of the street) but hasn't been in Flah-ri-da long enough to realize how impolite and inconsiderate she was being.

You people (yeah I said it) really should be the subject of evolutionary research. You are honestly the closest thing to a different species that I've ever seen.

tl;dr fuck you and your pizza
Lol a third of jersey people would quietly wait (that's me. Cause im in no rush).

A third would "politely" give an "excuse me. Can you please move" and then go call their friend as soon as they get to the car, text another friend, post about it on FB, and use it as a talking point when out drinking with friends

And a third would include a 4 letter word such as "get the fuck out of the way," even if it was a cute, senile old woman

I'm not too familiar with upstate NY, but in the city, over 50% chance you're gonna get snapped at for blocking the way
 

conor mcgregor nut hugger

Lizards are awesome
Oct 24, 2015
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And a third would include a 4 letter word such as "get the fuck out of the way," even if it was a cute, senile old woman
Would've been useful to have one of you people next to me so I could hear "WHAT'S YA PRAWBLUM!?" as the woman quickly shuffled the fuck out of the way.

I'm not too familiar with upstate NY, but in the city, over 50% chance you're gonna get snapped at for blocking the way
Apart from being Giants fans they're pretty normal people in my experience. Don't even have your terrible accents. Definitely still homo Sapiens, unlike their NYC counterparts.

I feel bad for Bostonians though. You hear the accent and get annoyed thinking they're gonna be as rude as New Yorkers but then you start talking to them and realize they actually want to hear what you have to say and don't simply wait for their turn to speak ALL New Yorkers do.

I can remember feeling bad about rushing to judgment on people from New England. I've probably met 100x as many New Yorkers and that feeling of guilt has literally never happened once.