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@kaladin stormblessed speaking of the tri-state area (we weren't but I had nowhere else to post this), the other day some older woman from NY was walking out of Publix in front of me and stopped her cart in the middle of the automatic exit doors to fiddle with something in her purse.
Of course there was no room to get around her and of course I just stood there and waited somewhat patiently, but my god the cognitive dissonance. Been out of NYC long enough to block a doorway (she'd get fuckin screamed at by every New Yawka walking by in NYC, even the busboy on the other side of the street) but hasn't been in Flah-ri-da long enough to realize how impolite and inconsiderate she was being.
You people (yeah I said it) really should be the subject of evolutionary research. You are honestly the closest thing to a different species that I've ever seen.
tl;dr fuck you and your pizza