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Aye. All Dysons are bagless. Bagless anything else can't match Dyson's performance.When you say bagged are you referring to the bags that are replaced once full?
Aye. All Dysons are bagless. Bagless anything else can't match Dyson's performance.When you say bagged are you referring to the bags that are replaced once full?
My wife isn't a dumb cunt so we leave the menial tasks to automation and robots.Whats your wifes name?
Apparently @conor mcgregor nut hugger wifes husband is one.My wife isn't a dumb cunt so we leave the menial tasks to automation and robots.
Yeah our dirt devil has a bag, but even after 6 years of ownership bags haven't come close to covering the difference between it and a dyson. Robot vacuum does most of the work.Aye. All Dysons are bagless. Bagless anything else can't match Dyson's performance.
don't waste your money with Dyson products.Disclaimer - if you're not serious about vacuuming then you can click the back button and fuck off right out of this thread.
So what kind of vacuum do you guys have? I'm gonna go over some research I've done and hopefully this thread will provide personal examples of different vacuum cleaners.
While looking for a vacuum that would trap dust mites without re-releasing them into air, I came across the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America. Basically they test any product requested by a company and certify it asthma and allergy friendly. They do rigorous testing before certifying any item.
So I'm gonna discuss the pros and cons of each of the 3 main types of vacuums and list my favorites. If you have used any of these vacuums (or any other vacuum), feel free to chime in.
Upright (most popular style in North America)
Pros:
Cons:
- widest variety of models
- Fairly inexpensive
Canister (most popular style in Europe)
- limited range because of size
- cord gets in way
Pros:
Cons:
- Typically stronger suction due to the need to transport dirt/dust/debris a greater distance
- Better than upright at accessing tight spaces because you aren't moving the entire machine
Cordless/Stick
- popular in Europe
- have to drag a canister behind you all the time
Pros:
Cons:
- convenience - most stick models can be broken down into handheld vacuums that you can literally take anywhere
- no cord
Robot
- short battery life (average 30 mins)
- most do not have the suction power of an upright or canister vacuum, though that is starting to change with Dyson's latest models
- EXPENSIVE (minimum $600 for a good one, with the best models costing $800)
Pros:
Cons:
- obviously convenience
- Weak suction
If you click the site I linked above, you'll see that the majority of the vacuums on all lists are made by Dyson. That is no accident. While I used to think Dyson was just overpriced novelty, I now recognize and respect the technology. Their vacuums really are on another level compared to all other vacuum makers. Kenmore also makes a few vacuums on the list, but the upright models are very hard to find and there is no telling how much longer they'll be made because of Sears' pending collapse.
I'm thinking of buying the Dyson Ball Animal 2 (upright) but will probably wait until Black Friday as it costs $500 and I can look to get it for at least 50% off on Black Friday.
Thoughts?
I had one of those, she now lives in a Muslim country and dresses like a ghost.Back in the day there was this skank named rachel. We called her Hoover cause she could suck the life outta you in under a minute. It almost hurt sometimes. She was ugly as fuck and always wanted me to fuck her. I just let her start sucking and then oops!
Better luck next time. I should look this dick demon up and see if I could get a quick polish one day. She lives in sunrise (20 minutes south) and I know she was locked up for getting in a high speed chase in a stolen trunk and rolling it a few times.
Good times
If the cordless ones are like the regular uprights, you can wash the canister occasionally and that will get rid of the odd smell. Toss a dryer sheet in the canister before you use the vacuum and it will smell “clean” when you use it.Also I got one of those Dyson vacuums that hang on the wall charger. It works great but it was like 600$ and I forget to empty the canister and now it stinks when I use it. Smells like shitty popcorn.
Cleva makes their vacuums now, and because the vacuum cleaners are so highly rated, I don't see them going anywhere.I have a kenmore canister from when I moved into my old apartment in 2008 which had a lot of carpeting. Yes, there's the lugging, but it has a really long cord (auto retracts when you step on a button), and it has always worked better than any upright our other relatives purchased over the years. Still going pretty strong too, after 12 years. I don't know if they make kenmore anymore since I heard Sears was dying (but they are still trying to sell me extended service/warranty contracts on my washer and dryer? so idk).
Back in the day there was this skank named rachel. We called her Hoover cause she could suck the life outta you in under a minute. It almost hurt sometimes. She was ugly as fuck and always wanted me to fuck her. I just let her start sucking and then oops!
Thanks I'll try that. It's a metal canister so I'm sure I can wash it. I was thinking about vacuuming up some baking soda hoping that would help. I'll try your method firstIf the cordless ones are like the regular uprights, you can wash the canister occasionally and that will get rid of the odd smell. Toss a dryer sheet in the canister before you use the vacuum and it will smell “clean” when you use it.
you fucking NAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!After a quick skim I don’t see anyone mention Miele. German made and best known for canister models. Also rhey are insulated for sound and not overly expensive. Would recommend.
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