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EyeAmYuki

Posting Machine
Nov 4, 2015
1,506
1,875
Start drinking the second you finish work. You'll likely be able to get a decent session in by 11pm, leaving enough time to not feel like death in the morning.


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Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
26,037
30,831
Surround yourself with people who have a LOT more to lose than you do. That way if anyone tries to fuck you over you can tear the world apart of everyone around you making said fuckery extremely expensive.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
27,778
46,072
IF YOU’RE behind someone at a cash machine let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
42,279
44,938
When you see a hot milf about mid 40s, tell her she is beautiful and she’ll be on her back within 20 minutes
 

Filthy

Best there is, best there was, best there will be
Jun 28, 2016
18,484
22,882
Help other motorists remember the speed limit by driving it in the left lane.
 

RaginCajun

Gold Name > First 100 Tag
Oct 25, 2015
26,280
66,692
Always choose the urinal next to someone else so you can make small talk. Compliment them on their penis, especially your boss.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,048
14,459
Help other motorists remember the speed limit by driving it in the left lane.
Good fucking grief does that drive me fucking mental. Just reading about it's pissed me off. I'm always in the fast lane as soon as I can be but catch myself yelling at dawdlers in front and then think about road rage gun incidents.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
27,778
46,072
Always dip your onions in Johnson's no more tears. That way then you chop them they won't make you cry.