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Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Galt, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. Galt

    Galt Fights For Dogs
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  2. Galt

    Galt Fights For Dogs
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    There was a young man from the best country that Korea is totally jealous of
    Who was longing to have a vagina
    Flew overseas
    Cut off a piece
    Turned out to be a proper connivah
     
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  3. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Winningest Poster, 2017 TMMAC Awards

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    There was once an e-tough guy named Galt
    Who got fed up and decided to bolt
    Teaches English in Asia
    And pays to bang strangers
    But he's a ginger so it's not really his fault
     
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  4. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Winningest Poster, 2017 TMMAC Awards

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    I know galt and bolt don't really rhyme so forgive me.

    I'll think of something better later.
     
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  5. Filthy

    Filthy Sex and a Car Wreck

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    There was an old man
    From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
    Look’d like haiku. He

    Said with a laugh “I
    Cut them in half, the pay is
    Much better for two.”
     
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  6. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Winningest Poster, 2017 TMMAC Awards

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    There once was a man named Rob Hart
    Who was too old to hear himself fart
    He'd tell bullshit stories
    Of all his false glory
    But no one found him very smart

    @Robbie Hart@Robbie Hart
     
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  7. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart Currently Milf Hunting

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    Get fukt m8
     
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  8. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Winningest Poster, 2017 TMMAC Awards

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    Many people come from the city New York
    When they talk you wish you had a cork
    They think they're the best
    And stick out their chests
    But they're really just all fukn dorks
     
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  9. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Winningest Poster, 2017 TMMAC Awards

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  10. Rhino

    Rhino Channel Moderator

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    Nice, reeeeeeeeal nice
     
  11. Hauler

    Hauler Unknown Member

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    There once was a guy from Miami
    Who made good cash driving a taxi
    But his fondness for squirrels
    Turned off all the girls
    He got laid more back when he had acne

    @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger
     
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  12. IschKabibble

    IschKabibble AKA Powder
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    nut hugger is King of the Dump
    Where he rules over all of the chumps
    His jokes are all stale
    His politics frail
    I wish he would join team Trump
     
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  13. IschKabibble

    IschKabibble AKA Powder
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    @Wild@Wild and @Splinty@Splinty sitting in a tree
    Building a profile database on me
    They have our names and credit card numbers
    @Enock@Enock on the case losing nights of slumber
     
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  14. IschKabibble

    IschKabibble AKA Powder
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    No fifth line, what a bummer.
     
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  15. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Winningest Poster, 2017 TMMAC Awards

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    AABBA, motherfucker
     
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  16. IschKabibble

    IschKabibble AKA Powder
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    Okay, how's this?

    @MelE5150@MelE5150
    Oh how we dearly miss thee
    She sure left a stamp
    Loved calling out tramps
    Behavior projected from she
     
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  17. IschKabibble

    IschKabibble AKA Powder
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    @Robbie Hart@Robbie Hart is addicted to moms
    To him their asses are bomb
    His dick leads the way
    Whether near or astray
    Creeping at local salons
     
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  18. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart Currently Milf Hunting

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    Winner
     
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  19. IschKabibble

    IschKabibble AKA Powder
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  20. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Winningest Poster, 2017 TMMAC Awards

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    From New Jersey, a horse who wins prizes
    12 pm is when he generally rises
    He loves to fuck whores
    Drugs and spray tans galore
    His clothes are too small by three sizes
     
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  21. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Winningest Poster, 2017 TMMAC Awards

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  22. IschKabibble

    IschKabibble AKA Powder
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    @Galt@Galt's turning into an Asian
    Due to an unplanned vacation
    Left his homeland of Sweden
    Cause he couldn't stand the scene
    Of feminist self-masturbation
     
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  23. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM ENOCH = TROOF

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    He is a low level troll
    That never put his dick in a hole
    He names drops people he stalks on twitter
    Because his life is in the shitter
    If he steps to me he'll pay the toll
     
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  24. IschKabibble

    IschKabibble AKA Powder
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    These days we call him @Punch@Punch
    #2 in my Cheney bunch
    Inspired @kick@kick
    To also dip
    Return them both at once
     
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  25. IschKabibble

    IschKabibble AKA Powder
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    If we all got together and said this in a prayer circle it'd probably come true.
     
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