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Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
26,030
30,881

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
26,030
30,881
There was a young man from china
Who was longing to have a vagina
Flew overseas
Cut off a piece
Turned out to be a proper connivah
 
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member 3289

Guest
There was once an e-tough guy named Galt
Who got fed up and decided to bolt
Teaches English in Asia
And pays to bang strangers
But he's a ginger so it's not really his fault
 
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member 3289

Guest
I know galt and bolt don't really rhyme so forgive me.

I'll think of something better later.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834
There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Look’d like haiku. He

Said with a laugh “I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two.”
 
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member 3289

Guest
There once was a man named Rob Hart
Who was too old to hear himself fart
He'd tell bullshit stories
Of all his false glory
But no one found him very smart

Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart
 
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member 3289

Guest
Many people come from the city New York
When they talk you wish you had a cork
They think they're the best
And stick out their chests
But they're really just all fukn dorks
 

IschKabibble

TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
15,829
21,573
nut hugger is King of the Dump
Where he rules over all of the chumps
His jokes are all stale
His politics frail
I wish he would join team Trump
 
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member 3289

Guest
From New Jersey, a horse who wins prizes
12 pm is when he generally rises
He loves to fuck whores
Drugs and spray tans galore
His clothes are too small by three sizes
 

IschKabibble

TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
15,829
21,573
Disciplined Galt @Galt's turning into an Asian
Due to an unplanned vacation
Left his homeland of Sweden
Cause he couldn't stand the scene
Of feminist self-masturbation