Lifestyle Limericks

[La Paix]

Five lines

AABBA rhyming pattern

No exact syllable requirement, but the B lines should be shorter in length than the A lines.

You're best off just reading my posts for examples because a lot of people (OP included) can't seem to follow these simple rules.

Thanks. I have much more confidence in the right way to do things when a man explains them.

 

[Shinkicker]

Thanks. I have much more confidence in the right way to do things when a man explains them.

 

[member 3289]

Thanks. I have much more confidence in the right way to do things when a man explains them.

Had to click "view ignored content" to understand what you meant with this.

As you can see I've also provided a much better explanation so yeah no problem.

Not gonna view ignored content again though so the tard shouldn't waste her breath.

 

[La Paix]

Had to click "view ignored content" to understand what you meant with this.

As you can see I've also provided a much better explanation so yeah no problem.

Not gonna view ignored content again though so the tard shouldn't waste her breath.

The genetics that compel her to help are the same ones that have left most of her ambitions unfulfilled living a life one rung above the handicapped.

 

[Shinkicker]

The genetics that compel her to help are the same ones that have left most of her ambitions unfulfilled living a life one rung above the handicapped.

 

[Splinty]

TMMAC has two unique creators
An army doc and a guy in a trailer
Not fans of shit bumps
But fucking love Trump
Together they're gayer than sailors

@Wild have your wife read this to you
Where you at?

Here's a preview of his poetic genius

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Met a man from chiraq
Expected him to be black
Was sort a moor
Prolly son of a bore
Never order pizza retract.

 

[member 3289]

Throb Fart is just an old queer
But the man sure likes his beer
He's also a cuck
But he don't give a fuck
When his wife pokes him in his rear

@Robbie Hart

 

[Robbie Hart]

Throb Fart is just an old queer
But the man sure likes his beer
He's also a cuck
But he don't give a fuck
When his wife pokes him in his rear

@Robbie Hart

Fuck you cunty fuck

 

[member 3289]

Fuck you cunty fuck

That's not a limerick you drunk retard