General London Mayor Khan targets knives as murder rate spikes: 'There is never a reason to carry a knife'

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London Mayor Sadiq Khan announced a tough crackdown on knives Sunday as the city reels from a spike in stabbings that have led its number of homicides to top New York City's for two straight months.

He tweeted: “No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a knife. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law.”

The tweet also included an action plan to boost police power and prevent future violence.

London has seen more than 50 homicides already in 2018.

Most of the city’s murder victims have been stabbed to death, as guns are tightly restricted in Britain and shootings are relatively rare.

If the bloody trend continues, London will far surpass the 130 murders in 2017 and reach a number not seen since the early 2000s.

In February and March, London hit the unwanted milestone of recording more homicides than New York, the first time in modern history, as Fox News previously reported.

The cities are roughly the same size, with more than 8 million people, and have similar extremes of poverty and wealth, but London has never recorded more murders in a year than the U.S. metropolis. New York had 290 homicides in 2017, the lowest number in decades.

There are multiple candidates to blame for the city’s rising homicide rate, investigators have said. Police and community workers say London’s surge is driven in part by battles over control of the illegal drug trade and a “postcode war” between street gangs.

London Mayor Sadiq Khan targets knives as murder rate spikes: 'There is never a reason to carry a knife'
 

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It's already illegal to carry a knife, I'm sure the people who go around stabbing folks to death are aware it's against the law
 

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Good for him, these knife nuts are out of control. Like why would anyone need anything stronger than a butter knife? If your steak is cooked properly, that should be enough.

It's those nasty cock suckers at the National Knife Association lobbying and buying politicians. Glad to hear Mayor Khan will now put a stop to the tyranny.
 

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Good for him, these knife nuts are out of control. Like why would anyone need anything stronger than a butter knife? If your steak is cooked properly, that should be enough.

It's those nasty cock suckers at the National Knife Association lobbying and buying politicians. Glad to hear Mayor Khan will now put a stop to the tyranny.
 
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Jesus and the Mary Chain, GUYS!!!! WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING GALT TODAY???? This is why we can't things done around here..... GAAAAAAALT!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!
 

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There's always a reason to carry a butterfly knife......
 

Mix6APlix

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I don't go anywhere without s knife. I literally have one (or often 3) on my hip before I have a shirt on in the morning.
 
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Jesus and the Mary Chain, GUYS!!!! WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING GALT TODAY???? This is why we can't things done around here..... GAAAAAAALT!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!
I’m sorry

Fell asleep

I think he put something in my drink
 

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Jesus and the Mary Chain, GUYS!!!! WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING GALT TODAY???? This is why we can't things done around here..... GAAAAAAALT!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!
Is he still posting retarded shit? Sorry, I have him on my ignore list so I can't see to what depths of crazy he has most likely descended to these days. I can only imagine.
 

Mix6APlix

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Is he still posting retarded shit? Sorry, I have him on my ignore list so I can't see to what depths of crazy he has most likely descended to these days. I can only imagine.
Galt is 1 of the best posters here.
 

KWingJitsu

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Thank you. Wait, are you being sarcastic.
LOL!

With you, I've graciously spared you from my ignore list because .... I actually do enjoy some of your crazy-ass posts, if I'm being honest.
 

Mix6APlix

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LOL!

With you, I've graciously spared you from my ignore list because .... I actually do enjoy some of your crazy-ass posts, if I'm being honest.
That's my secret. I don't make jokes to entertain others. I make jokes to see how others respond to them for my own entertainment. Some people get it quickly, I've known others for years who still don't and think I'm either retarded or crazy. It warms my heart. Its mental kazushi at its highest level.

Edited for spelling of kazushi.
 

Mix6APlix

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When I was watching Khabib smash Al, a bartender who i have known for years asked me if I knew the difference between a 4 year old and a kilo of blow.

He was fucking stupefied that I did.
 

Mix6APlix

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I had a job interview not that long ago where I was asked if I could make people laugh. The manager that was interviewing me said "tell me a joke."

I, without hesitation, said what do toddlers and cell phones have in common?"

"I don't know. What?"

"If you lose either for more then a day, they will probably be dead when you find them."

Keep in mind, I said it with a perfectly straight face. The look on her face was priceless, but I didn't crack. Just sat there calm and stoic as she was like WTF.. I also didnt get that job.

I regret nothing.
 

Mix6APlix

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In my head I was laughing hysterically. But I kept the calm demeanor. That's what makes me happy. Watching people's reactions to completely tasteless humor.
 

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I had a job interview not that long ago where I was asked if I could make people laugh. The manager that was interviewing me said "tell me a joke."

I, without hesitation, said what do toddlers and cell phones have in common?"

"I don't know. What?"

"If you lose either for more then a day, they will probably be dead when you find them."

Keep in mind, I said it with a perfectly straight face. The look on her face was priceless, but I didn't crack. Just sat there calm and stoic as she was like WTF.. I also didnt get that job.

I regret nothing.
Lol, how to win friends and influence people.
 

KWingJitsu

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I had a job interview not that long ago where I was asked if I could make people laugh. The manager that was interviewing me said "tell me a joke."

I, without hesitation, said what do toddlers and cell phones have in common?"

"I don't know. What?"

"If you lose either for more then a day, they will probably be dead when you find them."

Keep in mind, I said it with a perfectly straight face. The look on her face was priceless, but I didn't crack. Just sat there calm and stoic as she was like WTF.. I also didnt get that job.

I regret nothing.
I ..... just ... don't .... even.

You've got me literally cracking up over here and feeling tremendous guilt at the same time.
 

Mix6APlix

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I ..... just ... don't .... even.

You've got me literally cracking up over here and feeling tremendous guilt at the same time.
Don't feel bad. I know my sense of humor is deplorable. When I was a kid, my mom had some friends over for wine and pizza shortly after the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster. One of her fellow nurses told this joke.

What were Christy McAullifes last words to her children?

You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish.

Took me a while to get it, but when I did it may have been the hardest I ever laughed in my life.