General Look at this gross Scorpion that just stung me

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ThatOneDude

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It hates you back I'm sure. ;)

I tried more ergonomic ones, but I just like the simple ones more. I'm picky when it comes to mice tho.
Have you tried a mechanical keyboard? It's like sex for your finger tips.
Also, ergonomic keyboards are hot garbage.
 
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Splinty

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It hates you back I'm sure. ;)

I tried more ergonomic ones, but I just like the simple ones more. I'm picky when it comes to mice tho.

I have this one

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You can dump the program buttons on the left with a different model.
You can also change the lights to NOT rainbow, but I don't know why anyone want that

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Splinty

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Scorpion stings suck. I never even saw one in person before I rented a house in a woody area with lots of eucaliptus trees. I ended up getting stung everywhere over the next year. Found them in my bed, shoes, hanging shirts, sock drawer, everywhere. I do respect their sting for such a little bastard of a bug.
Thats kind of terrifying
They are disgusting animals
 

Le Chat Noir

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If you believe strong enough that you will develop super powers now, it will happen!
I was going to say if you had been electrocuted or in toxic sludge at the same time you were stung then you would definitely have powers now.

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SongExotic2

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Somehow viewing that picture, you would instantly know it was in Germany.
Yeh my first thought was

"That weirdo is gonna wait for the chocolate to melt, smear it on the plate, and fuck it like it an arshen"
 

Splinty

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Yeh my first thought was

"That weirdo is gonna wait for the chocolate to melt, smear it on the plate, and fuck it like it an arshen"

Then poop it out on his shelf toilet where he will make sure his dietary balance of strudel, sauerkraut, and scorpion chocolate is in perfect balance. It is the efficient German way.
 
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I read the OP to an alligator that lives in the lake by my house.

He hasn't stopped laughing
 

SongExotic2

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Then poop it out on his shelf toilet where he will make sure his dietary balance of strudel, sauerkraut, and scorpion chocolate is in perfect balance. It is the efficient German way.
I heard they fertilizer they crops with human poop. Q @Qat is this true?