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Peace

Formerly @Papi Chingon
Oct 19, 2015
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You need to have a party. Show the neighbors who is in charge.

Do you have any guns?
I think guns are illegal there. When you want people to noice, you typically invite abo's over and feed them alcohol. Puts the neighborhood in check really quick (also ruins your house).
 

SongExotic2

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I think guns are illegal there. When you want people to noice, you typically invite abo's over and feed them alcohol. Puts the neighborhood in check really quick (also ruins your house).
I think I still have vutus number if he needs it
 

RaginCajun

And knowing is half the battle
Oct 25, 2015
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Wow...Like fucking...WOW!

Wife and I have looked at a few places for the last 10-11 months, learning a lot about the home buying process as that time's gone.

We saw a place we thought would make a good home for the next 4-5 years in a location we like. So we went and put an offer on it and it got accepted. Few conditions to the offer, probably the biggest one of which is getting finance approval.

I work with a mortgage broker, who sorted that out for us ,and the bank he applied to just gave us condition approval subject to satisfactory valuation of the property, which shouldn't be a big issue.

Man. Kinda feel surreal as fuck. There are tenants in the place until the start of October, but I have to wait until then so be it, not the end of the world.

A few pics of the place...










Hope that house has a sex. Dungeon or your going to get murdered on the resale market.
 

BrunoMcGyver

"To elevate the mental is to be poor no more."
Dec 30, 2015
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Hope that house has a sex. Dungeon or your going to get murdered on the resale market.
Nah man. The market here in Perth has already decreased heaps over the past few years. The couple we bought it from sold it at a $105,000 loss. Even with all the Covid shit, I can't see our place falling more than it already has. And if the value does fall over the next 6 months, we're looking to have this for 5-7 years, so I'm sure the Covid shit will have been offset by then. Time will tell.
 

BrunoMcGyver

"To elevate the mental is to be poor no more."
Dec 30, 2015
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Yeh boyyyyy! See how it says sold? It’s sold to me and my wife! Like as in, our names are on the title. Wow man holy shit!!!
 

BrunoMcGyver

"To elevate the mental is to be poor no more."
Dec 30, 2015
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Got the keys yesterday. Should’ve seen me , it was just like off the song Fresh Air by Brother Ali, where he says “Still couldn’t believe that it was mine, like ‘Baby hurry up let’s leave before these damn ppl change their minds!’”
 

Justice 4 Jimmy

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Got the keys yesterday. Should’ve seen me , it was just like off the song Fresh Air by Brother Ali, where he says “Still couldn’t believe that it was mine, like ‘Baby hurry up let’s leave before these damn ppl change their minds!’”
well done mate.

the feeling is a grower.

its not like having a child. That’s instant. And that then becomes a what the fuck have I done! My life is ruined! Lol. Then the kids get a little bit older and you go. Oh yeah. And everyday is a fun day.

with the house you will be beaming from ear to ear and just forget sometimes then wander into a room and go. Oh yeah. That’s mine.

them you realise the back garden is yours. You can do what you want. Then you realise you can utilise the front space too.

its joyous.
 

BrunoMcGyver

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well done mate.

the feeling is a grower.

its not like having a child. That’s instant. And that then becomes a what the fuck have I done! My life is ruined! Lol. Then the kids get a little bit older and you go. Oh yeah. And everyday is a fun day.

with the house you will be beaming from ear to ear and just forget sometimes then wander into a room and go. Oh yeah. That’s mine.

them you realise the back garden is yours. You can do what you want. Then you realise you can utilise the front space too.

its joyous.
Hahaha so true.

As soon as I got the keys I went to the place to just have a look at it empty.

Im walking around all the rooms looking at it closely and then I realise I needed to piss. I walked around a little more holding it in and then realised "Hey! Wait a minute! This is my house - I can go upstairs and piss in MY toilet!"

So I did. First piss in my own house. It was a glorious piss.
 

SongExotic2

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Hahaha so true.

As soon as I got the keys I went to the place to just have a look at it empty.

Im walking around all the rooms looking at it closely and then I realise I needed to piss. I walked around a little more holding it in and then realised "Hey! Wait a minute! This is my house - I can go upstairs and piss in MY toilet!"

So I did. First piss in my own house. It was a glorious piss.
A co worker of mine once too the first shit in my new place. Left me talking to his gf who I was meeting for the first time. After a couple of minutes I realized what was happening and I wasn't happy with it.
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Hahaha so true.

As soon as I got the keys I went to the place to just have a look at it empty.

Im walking around all the rooms looking at it closely and then I realise I needed to piss. I walked around a little more holding it in and then realised "Hey! Wait a minute! This is my house - I can go upstairs and piss in MY toilet!"

So I did. First piss in my own house. It was a glorious piss.
Have you and mrs Bruno christened it yet though?
 

conor mcgregor nut hugger

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Oct 24, 2015
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Hahaha so true.

As soon as I got the keys I went to the place to just have a look at it empty.

Im walking around all the rooms looking at it closely and then I realise I needed to piss. I walked around a little more holding it in and then realised "Hey! Wait a minute! This is my house - I can go upstairs and piss in MY toilet!"

So I did. First piss in my own house. It was a glorious piss.
Fuck it it's your house, you can piss on the floor
 

BrunoMcGyver

"To elevate the mental is to be poor no more."
Dec 30, 2015
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Have you and mrs Bruno christened it yet though?
A co worker of mine once too the first shit in my new place. Left me talking to his gf who I was meeting for the first time. After a couple of minutes I realized what was happening and I wasn't happy with it.

I know the feeling bro.

Took my parents to see my place the other day. Mum went a took a stinky shit in the toilet.

I was livid as fuck.