Man Arrested for Eating Bald Eagle

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ECC170

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I am about to tell an awful story, but back in the 70's my Dad was in a car with a couple of his buddies, and the guy driving who I still know today was heading down some two lane hwy when a bald eagle lands on the road in the other lane to check out an animal carcass or something............in an instant Kenny swerves over and smokes the fucking bird! "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT?!?!?"

They weren't too pleased, but when pressed for an explanation all he could offer up was "I don't know, it was a reaction!" I know right, what a defense.

Years later, late 80's, Kenny was on his way home in the early breakfast hours after a long night on New Year's Eve somewhere in Toronto, still hungover and groggy as fuck I'm sure when he smoked some East Indian man at a bus stop and killed him. Not funny! He went to jail for a couple of years, and apparently the man had stepped off the curb when he was hit, but I've often wondered how much of that was "just a reaction."
hes the reason you teach kids to look both ways...
 
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Punch

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I don't share the outrage personally. Animal, man, decipticon IDGAF. Fuck with my livelihood and see if you don't end up with something loud at'cha.
 

sgotwalks

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hes the reason you teach kids to look both ways...
Dude, knowing Kenny all my life, he is also the reason you teach kids to stay in school, crime doesn't pay, don't do drugs, always wear a condom, think things through, don't stay out too late, eat your vegetables, gambling doesn't pay...........etc., etc., etc........
 

ECC170

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"OH MY GOD KENNY killed that pedestrian..YOU BASTARD!"...in my Southpark voice
 

Jesus X

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meh I think killing whales is a worse offense ,whales are majestic AF in person. eagle would probably taste bad.
 

BJTT-Rizzo

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They're all over the place around here. I never used to see them growing up. Same thing with bears. Both have made a huge comeback in MN.