Man dies in Germany after blowing up condom machine

[jason73]

A man died on Christmas Day in Germany after he was hit in the head by a flying piece of metal from a condom machine that he and two accomplices blew up in an apparent robbery attempt, police said on Monday.

The 29-year-old man was taken to hospital in the western town of Schöppingen, near the Dutch border, by the two other men who fled the scene of the explosion in a car, leaving behind condoms and money scattered around the gutted vending machine.

The two men told hospital officials that their friend had fallen down the stairs, injuring his head. Suspicious of their story, the officials called the police.

During questioning, police said, one of them admitted that the three had blown up the condom machine, and that their fellow conspirator was hit in the head by metal as he tried to take cover.

 

[delightone]

That's a pretty bad way to go.

 

[1372]

 

[ThatOneDude]

I for one applaud them. These are the type of people we want using condoms constantly. So if that's how they need to get alot of them, than so be it!

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

All that money must have gone to his head

 

[lookoutawhale]

would have never happened if he wore protection.

and why is there a condom machine in the middle of the woods?

 

[Punch]

would have never happened if he wore protection.

and why is there a condom machine in the middle of the woods?

Kommen sie hier bitte, und ve vill haf a nice valk through the voods, jah?

 

[Qat]

and why is there a condom machine in the middle of the woods?

Aren't there any in your part of the Ocean?

 

[mysticmac]

It would have been a lot safer to take cover before exploding.

 

[lookoutawhale]

Aren't there any in your part of the Ocean?

unfortunately someone blew them up