General Man jailed for battery after pouring ketchup on girlfriend

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    PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. (WZTV) - A Florida man was arrested last weekend for battery after allegedly pouring ketchup on his girlfriend.

    According to the arrest report and affidavit from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, 37-year-old Peter Jacob Wagman was arrested after the girlfriend called the police.

    The girlfriend told officers she was sleeping in bed when Wagman poured ketchup on her. According to the affidavit, the couple had been arguing over infidelity by the girlfriend. She went to bed and woke up to ketchup, being poured on her. She says Wagman was yelling, "That's what you get b****."


    Upon arrival, officers found the woman covered in ketchup. Wagman denied the claims, but officers noted there was ketchup on the right side of his pants. Wagman was booked into the Pinellas County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of the battery and was released on $150 bond
     
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    lol that is pretty weaksauce
     
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    Shouldn't waste good ketchup on whores
     
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    That almost happened here. Went to use ketchup and it wasn't Heinz.
     
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    I went to use your wife and realized she wasn't meinz
     
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    What brand was it?
     
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    Believe it or not it was Hellmann's. I didn't even know they made ketchup. She has been properly educated since.
     
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    Hellman's ketchup? I hope you at least stabbed her a bit
     
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    Did you try it or nah?

    I've learned in recent years that Heinz ketchup is in fact dog shit. It's only head and shoulders better if you're comparing it to Hunt's or Aylmer's.
     
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    Ex wife. She can anyone's and everyone's.
     
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    It's all we had so yes. It wasn't terrible TBH but I like Hienz. Hunts is a no go period. I would rather not use anything.
     
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    Is she hot?
     
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    When I married her she was. She modeled in Brazil. I haven't seen her in years but she was looking rough.
     
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    People who have mental illness tend to become ugly.
     
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    Someone is gonna have to take one for the team here so we can get pics. I reckon one of John's alternate will dick her
     
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    She likes to be wined and dined. Not sure John can pull that off. Just thinking about having to talk to her is a boner killer for me ughhhhh.
     
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    i got a bottle of this momofuku ssam stuff, and there's no going back.
     
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    First off, if you’re arguing about cheating, as the accused, you don’t go to bed. Don’t people know that?!
    Second, seriously weird shit people do. Ketchup? Like. That’s something easy to clean off. Do some damage, dude. Put gum in her hair or something.
     
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    hose her pubes down with spray adhesive.

    glad I thought of that. now I just need a situation to present itself...
     
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    Very true. If he caught her cheating and argued with her that was his first mistake. You either leave or kick her out. No going back from that.
     
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