Man Upgrades To Windows 10 – It Shows His Wife His Entire Porn Collection

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jason73

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A man woke up to his wife asking why his computer was showing off a slideshow of eye-wateringly hard porn, after he upgraded to Windows 10.

He claims he upgraded to Windows 10 late at night, then woke up to his wife goggling at a screensaver of distinctly fruity images.

Writing on Reddit under the username FalloutBoS, he said, ‘Woke up to wife asking why I set it to rotate all my porn images right on the desk top view.

‘I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do.’

‘Don’t make my mistake, keep your private pictures out of My Pictures, no matter how deep you hide them in sub folders.’

By default, the new OS creates a screensaver using images in the computer’s Pictures folder.

Users wishing to – ahem – keep certain images private are advised to ensure they’re not in the Pictures folder.
 

Wild

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This is hilarious. But who the fucks saves porn pics to their computer? Pornhub and then delete web history, am I wrong?
 

IschKabibble

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His fault for not knowing how folder hierarchy works. Shit, I used to hide my porn stash deep in the C:\Windows directory back in the mid to late 90s. Now there's no point in saving porn with the amount of tube sites available.
 

lookoutawhale

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Jan 20, 2015
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why is this guy putting his porn in the default windows folder? thats crazy talk! he deserves to get caught. that is way too heaty.

the first thing they teach you in college when you take Pornology 101 is to MAKE A NEW FOLDER~!

the 2nd thing they mention is to never mention Pornology 101. :eek:
 
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Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school
Apr 25, 2015
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In-Cog-Ni-To. Close window when you are done. Clean up mess. Sleep.
 

FeeO

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May 14, 2015
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Are we still living in a world where marriage means owning another person's private sexual thoughts? The thought of getting outraged or jealous or forbidding over porn is totally bizarre to me but I'm well in the minority of my female friends. Seriously though...

That said, figure your tech out, buddy.
 

dacofty

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Lol damn I bet either the guy got a good night or an asswhooping