Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

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jason73

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Photo: Karunakar Rayker / Flickr

By Sasiwan Mokkhasen
Staff Reporter

CHACHOENGSAO — It was less than a good morning for Atthaporn Boonmakchuay today. Not after a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go.

Atthaporn, who just regained consciousness, spoke from his hospital bed Wednesday afternoon to recount the ordeal he experienced in the bathroom of his home east of Bangkok in Chachoengsao province, which he’d entered for his morning routine of a shower and protracted bowel movement.

Atthaporn said he had just squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business, according to Khon Khao Bang Pakong, when the python rose from the depths to fasten its jaws around the end of his penis.

As his wife Sawittree Shooyoung would tell Thairath, that’s when she heard him scream for help and call for a rope. Entering the bathroom, Sawittree found her bleeding husband fighting with the nearly 4-meter long python. She gave him the rope as requested.

Just before he passed out from loss of blood, Atthaporn grasped the serpent by its head and managed to use the rope to tie it to the bathroom door.

The 38-year-old man was taken to a nearby hospital, while rescue workers were left to deal with the rampaging reptile, whose body was still mostly stuck in the squat toilet.

Workers removed the toilet from the house, at which point they took a hammer to it to free the body of the beast.

Atthaporn is in stable condition. Flanked by grinning doctors, he told reporters that he was careful to unhinge the reptile’s jaws rather than forcing it free and risking permanent damage to his self.

Authorities suspect the python entered the home through a pipe that led it into the toilet. It will be released back to nature, Thairath reported.













Photo: Khon Khao Bang Pakong / Facebook
 

Tiiimmmaaayyy

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Release back in to nature? Fuck that shit! That's terrifying. That monster should've been made into boots and belts!

Fuck snakes!
 

RaginCajun

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I am not familiar with squat toilets but squatting over one for 30 minutes does not sound like fun even before he was bite by the penis seeking python.
 

Disciplined Galt

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I am not familiar with squat toilets but squatting over one for 30 minutes does not sound like fun even before he was bite by the penis seeking python.
It's a lot better for you than the western style. Rates of ass cancer are very low here.
 

RaginCajun

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It's a lot better for you than the western style. Rates of ass cancer are very low here.
I have read that squat toilets have some advantages but I just found it interesting that the article mentioned him "squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business." That seems like awhile for a position that is supposed to promote easier bowel movements.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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Youre stuck in a pipe, have no arms or lets then a Thai man comes in and starts shitting on your head while you cant escape.

Whaddya do?
 

Disciplined Galt

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I have read that squat toilets have some advantages but I just found it interesting that the article mentioned him "squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business." That seems like awhile for a position that is supposed to promote easier bowel movements.
Agreed, led me to believe it was a troll. Despite this sort of thing not being unheard of.
 

Qat

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I do some gross shits, seems Melanesian shit genes are recessive and Indian shitting genes are dominant.

Q @Qat would you like me to take a dominating shit on your Kraut chest sir?
No I'm a shit-sexist and shit-racist. Meaning, only women and only white, blond, blue eyes, you know the deal.

Seriously though, I'd know where to direct you if you want the waterworks, but for that one, I'd have to ask around. Which I don't want to, so it would cost you a lot of hard Euros, none of that weak Oz dollar stuff.
 
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Lord Vutulaki

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No I'm a shit-sexist and shit-racist. Meaning, only women and only white, blond, blue eyes, you know the deal.

Seriously though, I'd know where to direct you if you want the waterworks, but for that one, I'd have to ask around. Which I don't want to, so it would cost you a lot of hard Euros, none of that week Oz dollar stuff.
Instead of a lot of hard Euros how about a few soft hindus on your chest?
 

Robbie Hart

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I had a columbian boa and the thing is, they don't just bite, they pull either their body to you and constrict or pull you to them, which is this case must have happened and been painful as ever