Lifestyle Mario Lopez Appreciation Thread

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  1. Sex Chicken

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    I’m not gay but about twice a week I dream about hot tubbing with this guy.

    Post some of your favourite Mario pics.

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    Thanks preppy
     
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    Natural Athlete.

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    Lol he fought to a draw against pretty boy Zack Morris and fell in love with a stripper.

    Insanely overrated
     
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    It's the @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken arm on his left thigh and the underbum shot that got you wasn't it?
     
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    I appreciate his athleticism and amiability.

    don't make this thread weird.
     
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    Zack married a girl that kept leaving him for every older man in her life. Boss, teacher, even a b list celeb druggie. No matter how many times she played him, Zack came back for more.

    Zack himself says:
    Yeah, in real life Mario was I believe a state wrestling champion, so Mario was like, ‘I’ll take you down like this and I’ll pummel your face.’ And I was like, ‘OK, great. That sounds about right,'” Gosselaar said. “But, again… a lot of the things on the show like Zack fighting to a draw with Slater just didn’t make sense. And I can’t believe we did that. But it’s enjoyable to watch and I still enjoy it.
     
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    hilarious OP ha ha ha.

    Way back in the mid to late 1990's I would record softcore porn on vhs, as well as a bunch of cool hip hop videos from BET's the basement and Jerry Springer fights but I was pretty good at keeping the non porn stuff on one vhs and other vhs's just porn. Except one porn I had a mix of different porn scenes and when one of the scenes ends, my vhs cuts into the Saved by the Bell episode where Zach and Slater fight each other.

    I watched that fight scene several times. Usually kept a stiff boner too. I love fighting lol.
     
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    Slater's girlfriend was addicted to speed and ended up dancing on a pole and dry-humping old men for cash.
     
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    You don't have to lie to kick it here broham. You're in good company. I put that fight scene on my vhs too.
     
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    Those quads are to die for
     
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    Only someone with really shitty judgment would think this is wifey material

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    You don’t go cold turkey off Mario Lopez dick without suffering some emotional trauma.
     
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    You have 2 gigs of Mario pictures in a folder on your desktop.
     
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