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Tuc Ouiner

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went to a russian circus in fairbanks, ak. almost found myself proposing to the contortionist. think her name was olga. chickened out.
 

Tuc Ouiner

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May 19, 2016
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you didn't see the Russian strongman who looked like he could kick Fedor's ass, he gave me the hairy eyeball when I smiled sheepishly at Olga, it was then that I thought about not getting my arms ripped off and shoved up my ass sideways after he ripped my head off and shit down my throat.
 

Too swole to control

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Oct 28, 2015
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I want to marry Claire. I'm sure she wouldn't Wana be in the same room as me but she is so adorable I love watching her

 

B.D.

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I want to marry Claire. I'm sure she wouldn't Wana be in the same room as me but she is so adorable I love watching her

Looks a little haggard, but if you have low expectations you can never really be disappointed, I guess.