General Me at a fucking dude ranch?

Welcome to our Community
Wanting to join the rest of our members? Feel free to Sign Up today.
Sign up

Never_Rolled

First 10,000
Dec 17, 2018
5,798
6,349
MIL wants to take up to 16 of us to this hell hole. I have zero desire to be around horses and or farm animals. I went tubing in Co. on a ranch. Holy fuck those animals smell to high heaven. That ranch shit has zero interest for me. She can barely walk so I'm not sure why she is picking a place like this.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
MIL wants to take up to 16 of us to this hell hole. I have zero desire to be around horses and or farm animals. I went tubing in Co. on a ranch. Holy fuck those animals smell to high heaven. That ranch shit has zero interest for me. She can barely walk so I'm not sure why she is picking a place like this.
Sounds like she needs a figure 4

 

Never_Rolled

First 10,000
Dec 17, 2018
5,798
6,349
Ouch. That's not fun. Probably American made
Push button tranny Lincoln. She got out of the car thinking she put it in park but put in neutral. Her 98 year old BF (at the time) quickly put it in park as it was rolling back.

Kind of odd. She only had a small fracture on her foot and some scrapes and bruises. She didn't put the walking boot on correctly and a pad rubbed a huge hole on her leg. She had to go to wound care for months. It finally just completely healed about 5 weeks ago.
 
Last edited:

gangsterkathryn

저승사자
Oct 20, 2015
17,319
20,573
GF said the rest of family can go we aren't going. Her mom is intent on spending my inheritance.
I’m going to Colorado in a month for two days. Not to a dude ranch, though.

Round trip for only $75... but I have to park at FLL while I’m out since my flight comes in so early.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
Just tell them you can't make it because you are busy sucking cock in the woods
 

jason73

Yuri Bezmenov was right
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
72,786
134,167
dont be a pussy. its ok to get your hands dirty and the smell isnt going to kill you
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
I would be bored to death. I just have zero interest in ranch life. I have had 2 friends with horse farms. It's OK but for a week?
Surely one of those horses has a big cock to keep you occupied? You can tell it how jealous you are of my OnePlus in between bouts of sucking
 

jason73

Yuri Bezmenov was right
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
72,786
134,167
I would be bored to death. I just have zero interest in ranch life. I have had 2 friends with horse farms. It's OK but for a week?
get out of your comfort zone.you might enjoy yourself. a place that boards horses for rich folks isnt the same thing as a working ranch