Lifestyle Me vs anyone on TMMAC (round 2)

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How long did it take you to spot the mountain lion?


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ConorMcGregorsBeard

Stewart Era Liberal
Jul 22, 2015
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I once had to stop for like 30 minutes in my car while a huge heard of elk passed the road right in front of me while they went through a valley in
Wyoming. Amazing site to see and I still remember it vividly 15 years later.
I was driving to the inlaws a couple weeks ago and there was a black bear running across the highway.
 

conor mcgregor nut hugger

King of Florida
Oct 24, 2015
50,042
40,326
That is about right
Fuckers have ultimate stealth

Worked a job in a remote valley and I kept finding a female cougar and her 2 cubs tracks on the hills above my work area.
I would check the hills in the morning and find zero fresh tracks.
Then work all day crouched down in the valley doing shit.
Then check the hills above(wet soil) and find that the cats had been checking me out during the day.
Never saw them once and I worked that job for 16 months straight...I started packing a pistola tho.
Pretty sure the cougar urinated on my high pressure water pump once...sticky and stinky substance all over my pump.

I have seen 3 total and two were lucky sightings crossing a road, other one was staring at me and my folks from a rock outcropping.
It didn't care for stealth and I think it wanted to eat the neighbors dogs.
I'm not reading this fake story. Please stop trying to make everything about you
 

ConorMcGregorsBeard

Stewart Era Liberal
Jul 22, 2015
33,789
32,611
Never seen a cougar. I've seen a bobcat and I was cool as a cucumber even without a firearm on my person.

I'd have to poker face it with a cougar but inside I would be shitting myself.
I was driving down the highway and came up next to it and was like "Why in the fuck is someone's yellow lab walking down the side of the highway." Then I was like "Oh, fuck." and it ducked off the side of the road into the bush.
 

ShatsBassoon

Reigning Defending Monsters Champion
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
11,414
20,527
Never seen a cougar. I've seen a bobcat and I was cool as a cucumber even without a firearm on my person.

I'd have to poker face it with a cougar but inside I would be shitting myself.
It's the cougar you don't see that you have to worry about. If you meet them face to face they will likely flee.
Cougars like to stalk their prey. If you are out with a group, in cougar territory, it's advised to keep the smallest member of the party up front.
 

Rambo John J

Saper Aude
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
43,828
48,899
No you weren't
I sold it tho
still have the holster
bears and shit also...but the bears were eating blackberries and yellow jacket nests
I would find a dug up hive and their shit would be full of bees
bears were scared of me
the cat wasn't
 

Rambo John J

Saper Aude
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
43,828
48,899
It's the cougar you don't see that you have to worry about. If you meet them face to face they will likely flee.
Cougars like to stalk their prey. If you are out with a group, in cougar territory, it's advised to keep the smallest member of the party up front.
creepy mofos
especially with cubs
stealthy
 

Papi Chingon

TMMAC Addict
Oct 19, 2015
16,687
23,249
I sold it tho
still have the holster
bears and shit also...but the bears were eating blackberries and yellow jacket nests
I would find a dug up hive and their shit would be full of bees
bears were scared of me
the cat wasn't
Look man, I"m pretty hardcore, so I don't know why you're trying to impress me. I used to have a saltwater fish tank with triggerfish, and just for fun I'd take my dick and dip it in the tank, sometimes swirl it around a bit, just to show the fish who was boss.