@ThatOneDude has agreed to unveil his innermost secrets. No longer a Nazi-mod, shedding his secret perversions to open up with the common man, boldly embracing our curiosity about his sexual dysfunctions.
Thursday night, and most likely today. I get laid pretty regularly now that I'm single, the biggest cock block is work.
Ask away, he'll answer by Sunday.
So, Dude. When was the last time you had sexual contact with a person under 190lbs?
Giving, not letting anyone near my ass, closest I've gotten to getting my ass tongue punched was by a chick licking my grundle during a blow job, was fantastic (and on thursday night)
I really dont even remember, I've had a PC since I could remember. My father was a programmer/IT guy for GE so I grew up with a PC in the house long before most houses had them. He used to program little math games for me to play and I'd go into work with him on the weekends and play around with stuff. It's really been a natural progression for me, I love technology and pick up on it fairly easily.
I joined the Marine Corp because I had a wild hair up my ass and needed some stability and discipline in my life. In college I sold juice and weed with a group of friends and my roommate (who I went to high school with) ratted me out. Lucky for me I am pretty good at reading people and had an inkling that something was going to happen so when the cops came to search my room I only had my personal stash of weed and didn't get in trouble. But then when I was released that night I went back to my dorm room and drank with friends. When my roommate came back to the room I beat the fuck out of him. Got led out to multiple cop cars in the quad with people cheering for me out the dorm windows. I guess people were even calling the campus radio and playing songs for me. I spent the night in jail, went to court and got out with some conditions. He had a restraining order on me so I had to move out of the dorms and was allowed to finish out the semester. Then I wandered into the recruiting station that summer and was supposed to leave after Xmas, but I was going to community college and was surrounded by retards so I left in September. This all started the day before my 19th birthday. I scored pretty high on my ASVAB and my recruiter really wanted me to join, so my recruiter went down to the court house with me to talk to the prosecutor and got everything dropped off my record. My recruiter actually tried talking me out of the job's I wanted. My initial contract was for infantry with the goal of taking the recon indoc (I used to be a good athlete), but when I bumped up my leave date they didn't have any more grunt boat spaces so I switched to artillery. Which was cool because I did a ton of infantry work and also got to shoot artillery over seas.
Hmmmm what do I fear the most, I think I fear not being able to protect my loved ones should the need arise. I lost one of my best friends in Iraq and I blamed myself for a lot of it, we all loved each other like brothers. I was very angry for a long time after this and had some very dark times in my life, basically I was heart broken. Ive been comfortable with my own death for awhile, I was the first guy through the door a lot of times in Iraq and I'd rather myself die than someone I love. So yea that has to be my greatest fear.
@girlandcoconut and I are going to move to the middle of the woods to raise puppies and have a huge garden, so that'll kind of be like marriage hahaha
I don't use dude wipes but I do have baby wipes.
No you can't. You have to wait until NEXT weekend. Lonely attention whore
Sorry I'm waiting for this chick to get here so I can go get steaksIt's FeeO's turn. Don't steal her fans
What's your favorite cut of steak and how do you prefer it to be cooked?
