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Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays

  • Merry Christmas - don't steal Jesus' thunder

    Votes: 14 63.6%
  • Happy Holidays - I'm a pussy ass baby boy who gets offended at religious talk

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • My family was killed in an electrical fire/gas leak on Christmas so it's a sad time for me

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • Seeing as Jesus didn't judge neither should I

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • This thread most likely gave me AIDS

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Total voters
    22

Ted Williams' head

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I don't have a horse in the "invisible man" race, I'm (f)agnostic and have been since I was a wee boy. But I have to get credit to the Jesus freaks, Christmas is a great time of year, very happy, so I'll call it what it is.

This "Happy Holiday" nonsense has gotta go! Give Christ his just due IMO, but it's not my choice, maybe we can figure it out here.
 

ThatOneDude

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Christmas is older than the Jesus freaks. But fuck anyone who gets offended by Merry Christmas.
 

Qat

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Don't care about that discussion at all.

Just wanted to say, Maria and Joseph were refugees who searched for somewhere to birth their child, were they not?
We'd all do good to remember that.

That's all.
 

ThatOneDude

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Don't care about that discussion at all.

Just wanted to say, Maria and Joseph were refugees who searched for somewhere to birth their child, were they not?
We'd all do good to remember that.

That's all.
And look what that little shit Jesus brought the world. Violence and the fear of a sky daddy. Joe should've let his whore wife bleed out when she gave birth.
 

Qat

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And look what that little shit Jesus brought the world. Violence and the fear of a sky daddy. Joe should've let his whore wife bleed out when she gave birth.
Haha, well, religion and monotheism already existed anyway, so who knows what would have been without him.
 

ThatOneDude

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Jesus, when you eat that do you turn into Big Mario?
That's what the Siberian shamen used to dress like around the winter solstice and what they would drop off to all the homes as presents in their villages.
 

Chief

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Happy Holidays.

Why would I say Merry Christmas to someone celebrating their own cultural holidays this time of year? Or not celebrating at all. Maybe they are just enjoying some paid days off from work.

Happy Holidays covers everyone.
 
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But fuck anyone who gets offended by Merry Christmas.

That's not what happening.

People are offended by Happy Holidays more than anything.

Yeah but why not give the credit to the Christ man? Don't want people thinking it has something to do with Allah.

Hannukah is same time of year.

So has something to do with some Jews.
 

Ted Williams' head

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Hannukah is same time of year.

So has something to do with some Jews.
They killed the Christ Man, they should have nothing to do with it IMO. Maybe I just like Christmas, maybe I don't want to wish people a happy Hannukah or a Crazy Kwanzaa or whatever the fuck.

These different religious holidays need separate greetings, I feel this is of the upmost importance.
 

ThatOneDude

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Happy Holidays.

Why would I say Merry Christmas to someone celebrating their own cultural holidays this time of year? Or not celebrating at all. Maybe they are just enjoying some paid days off from work.

Happy Holidays covers everyone.
I hate you......
Im not even religious and it's merry xmas
 

Ted Williams' head

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Happy Holidays.

Why would I say Merry Christmas to someone celebrating their own cultural holidays this time of year? Or not celebrating at all. Maybe they are just enjoying some paid days off from work.

Happy Holidays covers everyone.
But let's be honest, the holiday season = Christ's time in the sun. Trying to include all the other religions in it is like parents who put the plastic steering wheel on the passanger side of the car for their little kids, so they can say "ohhh look you're driving the car!" Seems kind of lame to want to take credit for the work of the Christ, but whatever I guess that's their decision...
 

Chief

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But let's be honest, the holiday season = Christ's time in the sun. Trying to include all the other religions in it is like parents who put the plastic steering wheel on the passanger side of the car for their little kids, so they can say "ohhh look you're driving the car!" Seems kind of lame to want to take credit for the work of the Christ, but whatever I guess that's their decision...
It doesn't matter whether you agree with them or not. The fact is, there are people who don't celebrate Christmas, so it seems kind of silly to wish them a merry one.
 

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I'm not Christian (nor do I have a set religion of any kind), but don't stop me from wishing you a Merry Christmas! Let the Christians keep the holiday they stole from the pagans dammit!
 

Ted Williams' head

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It doesn't matter whether you agree with them or not. The fact is, there are people who don't celebrate Christmas, so it seems kind of silly to wish them a merry one.
I think it's pretty lame that people want to get angry because the greeting they get is not the exact right one for them. Boo hoo. Cry me a river, whiners. If a Muslim wants to say "Happy Mohammad Day" to me or whatever, I'm cool with that, I think any positive greeting is a good greeting. If I sneeze on a bus and some old woman says "god bless you" and I have to make it about myself and go "actually I don't believe in god so whatever old lady", I'm just being a cunt.

Everyone should just take their "merry christmas", say "merry christmas" back and stop making it about themselves. You can say Happy 420 to me, I'll say happy 420 back even though I don't smoke weed. Have fun eating doritos and watching sponge bob all night, live and let live is what I say.
 

Ted Williams' head

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I'm not Christian (nor do I have a set religion of any kind), but don't stop me from wishing you a Merry Christmas! Let the Christians keep the holiday they stole from the pagans dammit!
Well said. I'm going to make a point of saying Merry Christmas to every motherfucker I come into contact with this Christmas.

I don't believe in Christ but I think people should get the credit they deserve, whether they exist or not.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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I say Happy Holidays because there are at least 3 holidays within a week of each other, and I want people to enjoy all of them. The Cheezits already knows what's up. He's even going to get to watch his boy Weidman pound out Rockhold this weekend.
 

Wild

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Merry Christmas and that will never change for this redneck.
 

Team Bisping

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Holiday Holidays you bigoted bastards!



just kidding, Merry Christmas to all, I fucking love you sonova bitches. Now, time for some Chicken feet breakfast.