So last night I hung out with a buddy who is in his mid 40's and obsessed with Facebook. He's the only grown man that I know that really gives a fuck about it. He's on it all the time. He complains about his phone's battery life, then jacks up the screen on time out so he can put his phone down but still read posts as they come in.
He is socially awkward in abnormal ways even among socially awkward standards. He comes up with weird social rules that nobody has ever heard of, then gets mad at people for not conforming to them. He's given me passive aggressive shit before because we went to two places that he checked us both into on FB, but I only liked one of the posts. WTF?
But the grand daddy of them all for him is when he unfriends someone. The f'n guy won't shut up about how he had to do it because they are such an awful person. He went off on this last night, and I instantly wanted to stab myself in the eye with a fork just so I had an excuse to exit the conversation.
YOU'RE A GROWN MAN! GET OVER IT!
Anywho, there is no real point to this post. I just thought I'd let you know about the weird people I hang out with (other than you fuckers).
He is socially awkward in abnormal ways even among socially awkward standards. He comes up with weird social rules that nobody has ever heard of, then gets mad at people for not conforming to them. He's given me passive aggressive shit before because we went to two places that he checked us both into on FB, but I only liked one of the posts. WTF?
But the grand daddy of them all for him is when he unfriends someone. The f'n guy won't shut up about how he had to do it because they are such an awful person. He went off on this last night, and I instantly wanted to stab myself in the eye with a fork just so I had an excuse to exit the conversation.
YOU'RE A GROWN MAN! GET OVER IT!
Anywho, there is no real point to this post. I just thought I'd let you know about the weird people I hang out with (other than you fuckers).