General Midget strippers?

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ender852

TMMAC Addict
Jan 31, 2015
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That 5' one is just a regular short girl. Legally 4'8" is the cut off for dwarfism
 

Jesus X

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Sep 7, 2015
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I wonder what OP was perusing so many times that the algorithm thought it would send him ads for midget strippers.
 

NotBanjaxo

Formerly someone other than Banjaxo
Nov 16, 2019
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Go.

Take a shit load of $1 bills to "make it rain" on the teeny tiny one.

Request a private room.

Sneak pics.

Post here.

You owe it to both yourself, and the entire community!
 

Papi Chingon

Domesticated Hombre
Oct 19, 2015
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There is a midget that doesn't have the typical midget figure (long upper torso, big legs, potato feet, large head) named Tiny Texie that's pretty hot.
 

Jesus X

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Sep 7, 2015
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I bet they don't do lap dances, seems rough with the sheer mechanics of it
They would feel really small in your lap and they would climb on to you. I rather just fling coins at them on the pole.
 

Jesus X

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Sep 7, 2015
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I thought bridget the midget was in prison for attempted murder?
She was facing 15 years in 2019 but I can't find anything on her sentencing or prison term. As the old saying goes "never cheat on a midget"