Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Filthy, Jan 13, 2019.
goes about how you'd expect.
51 years old and pretending to be a GenX'er.
Looks like the picked the wrong dude to try and Wolfpack.
That's the last time Doug Chaperoned to the Jonas Bros.
did that giant guy ko a woman lol
But totally satisfying
he completely flipped the script. They thought it was going to be a lot of shoving and a slow build where a bunch of them got involved.
instead, the first one to get in arm's reach got a chin-check with Old Man Strength
I doubt she had much experience with a southpaw either.
I guess he didn't get the memo that it's politically and socially incorrect to defend yourself from gangs of minors without waivers and notarized rules of engagement.
Sing the waiver and say that to my face.
Was that outside R Kelly's bedroom...
or a giant.
I've been working on my scales and pitch, I don't think you want any of these vocal skillZ.
She was 11?
Whose kids are these?
VIDEO | Black Mountain man charged with assault on girl at Asheville Mall
"51 Year Old Man Shoves And Knocks Out 11 Year Old Girl Outside Of Asheville Mall
From Reddit OP--->>>"There’s an arrest recorded for him on my local PD’s website. Not gonna share it until there is a news story because it identifies the man. The charge was “Assault on a child under 12.”
How many 5th graders do you think you could take on at one time?
I could probably take at least one
That’s not a millennial. By definition I’m a millennial and I would have startched paw paw.
I could knock out 20 with a Zangief spin move.
“Element (2). If the child actually is under the age of 12, it is immaterial whether the defendant believed that the child was 12 or over. “
Assault on a Child under 12 | North Carolina Crimes
I think most people confuse generation Z with millenials.
They'd gas me before I missed my first punch on anxiety alone.
This man should be exonerated fully.