mma haiku

[Mix6APlix]

Bisping keeps running
McGregor just runs his mouth
UK fighters blow

Feel free to add your own.

 

[The Big Guy]

Yoel gonna whip ass
Bisbing jaw not built to last
Brit flags at half mast

 

[The Big Guy]

GSP outta sight
Float in the air in the light
Ass probe french delight

 

[Mix6APlix]

5 7 5

 

[Venum Shill]

Conor's a Daddy

Dee is the size of a blimp

But, Defend your belt

 

[The EZ Life]

Conor mcgregor
he's the greatest of all time
Conor mcgregor

 

[Team Bisping]

Bisping keeps running
McGregor just runs his mouth
UK fighters blow

Feel free to add your own.

Quick geography lesson for you @Mix6APlix ....

The UK is highlighted in Dark Green.

The Republic of Ireland is shown below, again in Dark Green:

Conor was born in Dublin, Republic of Ireland, shown here:

Thanks for reading.

 

[Mix6APlix]

I'm American, therefore I don't care.

 

[Ghost Bro]

GSP sunsetting interim,
Bisping drinking, knee-deep, despair.
No for Gay Jesus

 

[Ghost Bro]

Conor mcgregor
he's the greatest of all time
Conor mcgregor

It can keep going.

Conor McGregor
Name so nice, you speak it twice
Conor McGregor


Also works with mah boy Yoel

 

[so long]

Instant Rematches
Beautiful Reebok fight kits
Freddy got Fingered

 

[so long]

Actually, let me rephrase that:

Instant Rematches
Beautiful Reebok fights kits
Ronda Head Movement!

 

[so long]

ok, this is a bit embarassing, changing it again, but NOW

Instant Rematches
Reebok fight kit uniforms
Interim Titles

peace out!

 

[The EZ Life]

Interim titles
Cancelled fights and coked out champs
This is UFC

 

[Mix6APlix]

Bellator is king
The UFC is dying
Screw Captain Egg Head

 

[SongExotic2]

Samoan buttdrop
Werdum buttflop
Sakuraba ...
Ear pop

 

[soundoff71]

Loud, red, and bloated
Bellator is closing in
The Egg will soon crack

 

[SongExotic2]

Bang bro let me
I want to fuck Chuck
Motorboat that ass

 

[soundoff71]

Superfights are ghey
Like Rousey's Hallmark movies
Or Reebok fight gear