Most annoying accents on earth

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Most annoying accents on earth (when speaking english)

  • Aussie

  • American (specify which)

  • British (specify which)

  • Indian (South Asian)

  • Chinese

  • South East Asian (Exclude Thai & Viet)

  • Thai

  • Vietnamese

  • Southern Euro

  • Eastern Euro


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Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
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Glasgow, fuckers are incomprehensible, no offense.
Scottish can be pretty bad imo, in a previous life I dealt lot with recruitment consultants and they had this one Scottish bitch try to cold call me once, I didnt know if she was chastising me, asking me questions or trying to swallow her tongue.

Worst part for her is that I couldnt say yes to anything because in their fucked up industry saying yes to something as simple as them sending a resume through constitutes accepting their terms and conditions even if you havent seen them.

Poor woman.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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Scottish can be pretty bad imo, in a previous life I dealt lot with recruitment consultants and they had this one Scottish bitch try to cold call me once, I didnt know if she was chastising me, asking me questions or trying to swallow her tongue.

Worst part for her is that I couldnt say yes to anything because in their fucked up industry saying yes to something as simple as them sending a resume through constitutes accepting their terms and conditions even if you havent seen them.

Poor woman.
I really feel bad for people not able to communicate properly. It impairs every single meaningful part of life.
 

Leigh

Engineer
Pro Fighter
Jan 26, 2015
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21,054
American. Not all but that whiney hollywood school girl accent with exaggerated inflexion
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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French speaking English is annoying as fuck.
It's better than them speaking French imho. There once was a bar in Savannakhet, Laos where a Swede was drinking with a Frenchman. The Frenchman complained that he was bored not being able to speak with the locals very well. The Swede told him that he was being silly and that even the pigs in Savannakhet spoke French "Just go outside and see". The Frenchman went to the closest pig right next to the bar "Parlez vous Francais?" The pig did not respond to even the simplest of requests, after fifteen minutes he brought the Swede outside for assistance. The swede grabbed a stick and smacked the pig across the ham, the pig goes "Oui"
 

DoTheKick

Well-Known Member
Dec 31, 2015
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Exactly! Yuck!


I rule it out based on my litmus test of, "can a hot, soft spoken girl make it sound cute?"

I do agree a gruff Belfast accent sounds pretty horrific but can be nice on a bird
Yea well tbh I think a good looking girl can make any accent sound good.

When I think of a thick Belfast accent I think of someone from the Shankill or falls "Ayyeee mateee fuck sake what you at ya wee fruit yee, lend us a feg"
 

Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
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French speaking English is annoying as fuck.
When I was in TL years ago we had this french dude who was hanging out with us and ever now and again it hit me that he sounded like Pepé Le Pew and d burst out loling in his face, awfully racist of me but you're right they sound funny in a holiday setting but in everyday life id probably strangle one for talking like that
 

Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
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We have a wide variety of racists here which gives the place a healthy balance, one vote for almost each accent.

Go TMMAC!