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General Most stitches you ever got?

Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Mix6APlix, Mar 20, 2017 at 5:38 PM.

  1. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    My highest is nine, after a childhood incident involving a frozen pizza. Also, although not stitches, I've have a wound cauterized by silver nitrate. That's no fun. No fun at all.
     
  2. Leigh

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    Can't remember if it was 4 or 7 after I got hit with the crowbar.
     
  3. benjo0101

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    Had a few in my chin when i was really young.

    9 in my knee when i fell off and broke my mates motorbike. Was trying to turn it round whilst basically static on Dirt road. First time I'd ever ridden. Pulled the accelerator but had the back brake down. Bike skidded as my feet slipped. Foot peg annihilated my knee.

    I didn't feel a thing. Adrenaline probably. When i tired to pick up the bike my leg gave way. I looked down and my white trainer was red. My jeans a deep blue/black. Pulled up my jeans to see what was going on. Cos of where the gash was the jeans pulled the cut apart as i pulled them above the knee. Looked as big as my whole knee. Wasn't that bad but as a 15 year old it fucked me up.

    The guy who's bike I'd just broken's mum was a nurse and came to see if she could help. The cut had white fat tissue hanging out all over my leg. Looked weird. She poked it back in with her finger. To this day still makes me shiver...
     
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    There is clearly more to this story....


    Am i rieeetttt?
     
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  5. Alco Hauler

    Alco Hauler Unknown Member

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    42 in my knee when I cut the shit out of it playing football.

    I've had other injuries that required stitching, but they were all under 20.
     
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  6. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart Frat Boy

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    Non trouble maker, (unlike you derelicts)
    43
     
  7. benjo0101

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    42 actual full sized stitches? Was the doctor paid per stitch?
     
  8. Alco Hauler

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    I don't know if he got paid per stitch or what. I was a kid - maybe 12. It was a deep ass cut - you could see my kneecap and my shin bone. Most of the stitches were on the inside that dissolved after time. On the actual surface of the skin "Frankenstein style" it was probably 20 or so.

    I got tackled and landed on a (look out for that, look out for that) metal thing that was in the backyard. It was a metal insert for a clothes line pole that was sticking up about an inch from the ground. Not very forgiving vs flesh - tore me up pretty damn good.
     
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  9. EyeAmYuki

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    Sounds like a concussion.
     
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  10. Leigh

    Leigh Professional Fighter
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    I posted about it in my Mix6aplix Challenge thread.
     
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    SC MMA MD Posting Machine

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    13. My father hit me in the head with a wrench. Well, that was what I told the doctor in the ER anyways; the fact was he was installing a pine beam in the ceiling of our family room with a socket wrench, and the wrench flew out of his hand when the head of the lag bolt got pulled into the beam. Since it was 1977, no one cared that I said my dad hit me in the head with a wrench. They probably assumed that I deserved it.
     
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  12. EyeAmYuki

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    Gave your mum a few. LOLOLOLOL
     
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  13. Song2

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    I put that brick in yo face
     
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  14. jason73

    jason73 bastard from the north
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    None cuz I'm not a snitch
     
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    42 or 44 in my head after getting stabbed.
     
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    Harry Potter muthafukkas!
     
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  18. Galt

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    Reminds me of St Patrick a few years ago. Managed to hit the curb forehead first while choking out an Irish guy. He shat himself when we rolled into the main road. Could have been the choke.
     
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    I have the least number of stitches on this thread and I describe an event where I got my ass kicked so badly that I can't remember the details. Yeah, I'm super proud of that one LOL.
     
  21. Robbie Hart

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    I'm joking......
     
  22. Leigh

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    No you weren't, you sent me this in a PM

     
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    Posting PM's (particularly when false and misleading and/or edited) or otherwise bullying another member will result in:
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  24. Leigh

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    How about if I PM you a helicockter?
     
  25. Robbie Hart

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    It will need to be an airbus a380
     
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