Shazam? Can't I just win based on popularity at this point? I had to Google this guy as I thought it was the character from that Shaq movie.
Fuck it here we go.....
Shazam/Captain Marvel also shares his powers with his Marvel Family/Shazam Family teammates; some stories depict the Shazam power as a finite source which would be divided in half, into thirds, or further, depending upon how many Marvels were in active super-powered form at one time, weakening them accordingly.
This is hilarious, dudes gotta share his powers? Wtf?
@Leigh can you confirm any and all other Marvel characters involved here so I can get the proper amount to divide Shazams already weak skill up by please? And don't tell me it ain't happening as its a completely valid tactic here. This tourney is on and he's sharing his shit I'd assume, I'll wait to move forward on this.
The A in Shazam stands for "Courage ofAchilles"
BOOOOO!! Achilles is known for being over confident which got his heel shot with a poison arrow. To summon courage from a guy whose name is synonymous with one of our most vulnerable parts is hilarious. This level of couurage is smothered in weak sauce so lets move in here.
I'm gonna suit up, shink down and climb inside this dudes mouth and start to cut his tongue out. Billy Batson relies on having to say the word "Shazam" to go in and out of character so this will either keep him in his state so he gets his cover blown and de ides to just hide like a biznitch or scream "Shazam" before losing his abiltiy to talk making his lowers go away where this fight is wrapped up.
With the use of my sweet helmet I'm gonna talk to all my ant friends into a full on swarm on Billy. Chomp and nipple their way to slowly melt him into a pile of mush.
Once the tongue is severed and my ant army has got to work I'm gonna keep going deeper into his body and just rip him apart the inside out.