Well some people might remember this.
In a thread about pets I mentioned that my cat started, weirdly, to make sweet love to my arm.
Lion-style.
A firm bite on my wrist. Not to make me bleed. Just to control me.
And then the hips start moving and its bow-chika-wow-wow.
That cat's been neutered too. I don't get it.
It's been going on every night.
So tonight, I'm just browsing Facebook, chatting with a friend, lying on my bed chilling before going to bed... And... Here's come kitty, friendly purr, and f* your Facebook imma gonna requisite your forearm. You my biatch.
I had my phone nearby and took some pics and even a video.
So go ahead, animal behaviour specialists.
(Screwing a goat might qualify I guess)
chime in, share your weird cat/dog/goat stories.
