My current blood pressure and pulse

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

According to my home monitor:

Blood Pressure: 180/112
Pulse: 69 (nice)

How soon til I have a stroke?

 

[Wild]

BP is high as shit. Better get that under control homie.

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

more exercise, less bacon cheese burgers (speaking from experience)

 

[Wintermute]

I didn't even think the brainpan could be suffused with that much fucking blood. Your head must be YUGE.