Personal My maid just asked me to *take her out to the ball-game*

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sparkuri

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She just walked in & said "hi, do you like baseball?"

I said of course.

She said "My favorite player was Mark Mcgwire, because even if he didn't hit it out of the park allllll night, he SWUNG HARD"

I said 'yeah, good choice!'

She said "do you like Guns 'n Roses?"

I said 'sure!'

She said "Then take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green & my hardwood floors are the shizzy"

I'm posting from the toilet as any man would, I can hear her outside the door panting.
It's a full moon.

Should I show her my full moon?
 

segfault

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Poor Juanita has probably locked all 240 pounds of herself in a hallway closet, "No Señor sparkui, no más violaciones..."