It was my dog off leash. Which he wasn't in this case.
I was Horde for life, unless working the neutral auction house.
I've dealt with police enough. I don't openly choose to do so, but I think I can handle them just fine. Spent 10 lovely days in Hotel California, aka cook counties finest correctional facility.
But fuck that. Last thing I want in my life if being butt naked in a concrete cavern spreading my ass cheeks with a guard shining, thankfully not shoving, a maglite up my ass looking for a shiv, because apparently concealing blades up your asshole is actually a thing.