Lifestyle My new 10 on the pain scale

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  1. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    Thought maybe i typed that and was impressed with myself for a moment lol
     
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  2. Thuglife13

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    For me, it's teeth pain. Been blessed by never having any pains or even breaking any bones. When I had a messed up tooth, I would've taken any drug imaginable to stop the pain...
     
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  3. Tuc Ouiner

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    I read in the journal of American medicine that research has proven that hitting your left thumb with a hammer 3 times (forcefully) will eliminate the pain instantaneously.
     
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  4. Lars

    Lars Fighter of Men, Lover of Women

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    I don’t feel pai . I’m too drunk all the tkme
     
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  5. Judobill

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    Agree with the tooth pain. Had a root canal once and the dentist touched a nerve. It only lasted an instant, but holy shit, it was fucking awful. I also had a bad cough a couple years ago. I developed pleurisy. Something about bruising or tearing the lining of the lungs. I thought I broke a rib, that shit hurt. Got a prescription for liquid codeine and that took care of it.
     
  6. Daeng

    Daeng Where my Aryans at!
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    Yeah! You still the head Jew. Why are teeth so important for Americans?
     
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    He’s a Jewnadian.
     
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    My rib cartilage popped out of place after a nasty car accident. I couldn’t sleep properly, breathe deeply, cough, sneeze, push anything, get dressed, bend over, drive etc. without having sharp, stabbing pains in my chest for about 5 weeks. I went for physio for a bit and they told me it would fix itself.

    One day at work I was trying to move a 1000 lb roll of plastic off a lift truck onto a pallet and it popped back into place. There was an audible snapping sound, like a tree branch breaking. The pain of it popping back into place dropped me to the floor and took my breath away but immediately afterwards I was perfectly fine.

    You never realize how involved your ribs are in every damn thing you do till you fuck them up.
     
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  9. Shang Tsong2

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    Worse for me was a root canal. The drugs weren't working for me. At the end my t shirt was ringing wet with sweat and it gave me PTSD for a bit. I probably whined about it on here
     
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    Imagine going for a root canal thinking it was gonna be an hour, but you have a mutant toothe with 4-5 roots and the pain meds don't work. It was like being tortured by ISIS
     
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