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sparkuri

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Chick cop said "you gotta use your big boy words, I can't hear your mumbling".

I said I'm an idiot.

"Yes you are, that's been established"

Haha, I'm gonna use that.
My oldest is STILL mumbling to me in the wrong direction.
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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Chick cop said "you gotta use your big boy words, I can't hear your mumbling".

I said I'm an idiot.

"Yes you are, that's been established"

Haha, I'm gonna use that.
My oldest is STILL mumbling to me in the wrong direction.
There is a lot of great quotes in the video for sure. Backup officer did a good job deescalating Church
 

Rasputin

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May 1, 2017
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That is crazy

In Lima the cops would break (or dislocate) both his arms (or shoulders) behind his back (kimura) so that the kid would be helpless when thrown in the dungeons for 2 days with the hardcore criminals.

He would come out of there with a punk jacket and never ever attack an officer or probably anyone again :(

I cannot believe he pepper sprayed the cop, holy shit the stuff people get away with because of them body cameras
 

Uncle Tom Doug

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That cop Church is kind of a pussy. Pepper spray sucks, but there's no reason to be such a massive faggot about it.

Church should have shot the dude, though.
 

kvr28

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Nov 22, 2015
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That cop Church is kind of a pussy. Pepper spray sucks, but there's no reason to be such a massive faggot about it.

Church should have shot the dude, though.
I got to give him some leeway, it can affect people differently, one my friends ended up in the ER after we got sprayed. Ambulance came and picked him up at the academy. He got a doctor's note saying he could never be sprayed again. I still give him shit about that though.
 
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Lamont Cranston

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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Jan 15, 2015
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I've been pepper sprayed.

It sucks.

Sucks bad.

Based on my personal experience I would say that if you have to do anything, you shut off your brain and tell yourself that you must do the task in front of you until you cannot.
 

kvr28

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Nov 22, 2015
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I've been pepper sprayed.

It sucks.

Sucks bad.

Based on my personal experience I would say that if you have to do anything, you shut off your brain and tell yourself that you must do the task in front of you until you cannot.
It's why we are sprayed in the academy, have to perform physical activities and then fight someone, they want to see you work through it. Personally I'd rather be tazed than sprayed. It does get easier the more you get sprayed though. At least for me but I'm a moran.
 

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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It's why we are sprayed in the academy
CN was nothing, I didn't even wash it off after. Super minimal reaction while other guys acted like Satan pissed acid into their eyeballs. But OC? Absolutely sucks lol.
Had blisters on my chest and a red spot in my L eye that's still there 28 years later.
It wasn't panic pain where you freak out, just hurts and you know it's not gonna stop for a while. Like getting kicked in the junk, laughing at how ridiculous the pain is.
 

kvr28

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Nov 22, 2015
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CN was nothing, I didn't even wash it off after. Super minimal reaction while other guys acted like Satan pissed acid into their eyeballs. But OC? Absolutely sucks lol.
Had blisters on my chest and a red spot in my L eye that's still there 28 years later.
It wasn't panic pain where you freak out, just hurts and you know it's not gonna stop for a while. Like getting kicked in the junk, laughing at how ridiculous the pain is.
Lol, true.

When you are putting dawn dish soap straight in your eyes and it feels better, yeah, it fucking sucks.

Then when you take a shower the next day and it reactivates everything you didn't get off it's the gift that keeps on giving! Especially if everything you washed off your face moved down to your junk. That's a spicy meatball!
 

MountainMedic

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Lol, true.

When you are putting dawn dish soap straight in your eyes and it feels better, yeah, it fucking sucks.

Then when you take a shower the next day and it reactivates everything you didn't get off it's the gift that keeps on giving! Especially if everything you washed off your face moved down to your junk. That's a spicy meatball!
 

NiteProwleR

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Nov 17, 2023
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I got to give him some leeway, it can affect people differently, one my friends ended up in the ER after we got sprayed. Ambulance came and picked him up at the academy. He got a doctor's note saying he could never be sprayed again. I still give him shit about that though.
I remember getting over the spray. Mind you, it was bear spray and I got emptied on. Anyways, I'm totally over it and on the way to county the whole van including the driver is coughing up a storm and I'm laughing my ass off. Should've released me!

What I can tell you is if you're tough enough it won't drop you but you are fucking blind especially the way the vato concentrated the whole can on my face while I'm trying to kick somejuan else's ass. It's also like a numbing agent or distractor as I was temporarily impervious to baton attacks. I've never thought to attack a LEO but being blind I didn't know what was going down. Those charges were dropped when they found the bear mace. Stay in school, boys and girls.
 
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kvr28

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I remember getting over the spray. Mind you, it was bear spray and I got emptied on. Anyways, I'm totally over it and on the way to county the whole van including the driver is coughing up a storm and I'm laughing my ass off. Should've released me!

What I can tell you is if you're tough enough it won't drop you but you are fucking blind especially the way the vato concentrated the whole can on my face while I'm trying to kick somejuan else's ass. It's also like a numbing agent or distractor as I was temporarily impervious to baton attacks. I've never thought to attack a LEO but being blind I didn't know what was going down. Those charges were dropped when they found the bear mace. Stay in school, boys and girls.
Not really sure what you said but sounds like good advice
 

NiteProwleR

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I just saw the vid. What an absolute bitch lol. Can't expect much from a thief, though. The cop, the reason he's on his knees is cause he probably can't see straight enough to walk it off. It's better to sit. He looks like a punani on his knees and throwing up but at least he's not crying. Milk hahaha. I know you all get sprayed in cop school but I imagine that's something you never get used to.

The theif will get a water bottle and will have to wait overnight to get to county showers. What was he stealing? Hopefully something worth it.
 
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NiteProwleR

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I got to give him some leeway, it can affect people differently, one my friends ended up in the ER after we got sprayed. Ambulance came and picked him up at the academy. He got a doctor's note saying he could never be sprayed again. I still give him shit about that though.
Does the note say Allergic to pain?