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sgotwalks

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I went upstairs a half hour ago and kissed her on her sleeping head, then I came back to my dog house (man cave) and I ate her half of the mushrooms that we were saving for the hot springs in a couple of weeks. Not sure what possessed me to do it, but the tingles are only beginning.

It is 1:05 am and I am thinking I maybe shouldn't have done it. Or..........maybe I will go to the beach for a swim in an hour or two. Oh boy!
 
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Fuck yeah I went for a swim! I took you fuckers with me..........I have to wait to see if it worked out though. I'll know in about a half hour after I figure out how to capture this GoPro video onto my computer again. How refreshing was that? Pretty fucking refreshing!!!
 
ThatOneDude

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welp this settles it.....you are an inspiration

6:46 AM CST.....@thatonedude open his mouth and swallows the mushrooms....IM GOIN IN!
 
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OK bare with me on this. Imagine the love a newborn baby must feel when it's mother embraces it for the first time. That's how I feel right now.
 
Darqnezz

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I hope she shanks you in the shitter. Greedy bastid. Get him Mrs Sgt.
 
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ThatOneDude said:
welp this settles it.....you are an inspiration

6:46 AM CST.....@thatonedude open his mouth and swallows the mushrooms....IM GOIN IN!
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My man.........welcomed aboard. A little late I know, but happy to have the company none the less. I had a fantastic night.
 
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Darqnezz said:
I hope she shanks you in the shitter. Greedy bastid. Get him Mrs Sgt.
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I agreed with this post out of guilt. She still doesn't know. I'm thinking I will eat my half next week and pretend she must have misplaced them come the following week.
 
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Oh, and in closing...........I lied about the video. There is absolutely nothing to see but darkness, it's crap!
 
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sparkuri said:
Lol.
I was on the shitter clenching.
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It looks like it could be a pretty creepy swim in the video, but in fact, this is the dock I was swimming to...........it's beautiful. The kind of stuff moonlight and mushrooms are made for!
 
Robbie Hart

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sgotwalks said:
You watched every second of it just like I asked, didn't you? Lol!!
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You farging know I did...........2+ minutes of lost part of my life. I was thinking my phone and the lighting in my living room was screwing up the video on my phone......you are just terrible at filming while you are swimming which I thought was going to be an issue.......I'm thinking, "this guy has professional gear if he's filming while swimming and this will be interesting only to see him do this"
 
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ThatOneDude said:
You do make some outstanding threads sir
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Thanks Dude...........there are so many quality posters on this forum that I am just happy to be a part of the MMAC fraternity so to speak. This place has an amazing collective sense of humor, and I think I'm going to go pour a drink and tip my glass to you all right now!

 
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