General Nearly all chokes are suicidal when there's no rules.

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  1. Fuðflogi

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    I turn myself you black b forever ago before fingering blacks
     
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    Really made me life laughing
     
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    PND Find me over at Sherdog

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    I’d pop your cherry and I’m not even Canadian
     
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    PND Find me over at Sherdog

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    A whore from Kelowna visiting her aunt and uncle popped my cherry many moons ago. Thanks, though.
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    Now count the scars big meanie. Even a tew tongue raaarhj
     
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    I could not do it. I've not been that small since I was 13. :) I dont go places where i can't have a gun, but others might have one. As soon as I got to Phills, I made a connection for a .45, $200, but $1 each for the rds of ammo. I have smithed 1911's for decades, so I can look one over, drycycle the rounds, and know that it'll at least feed ball ammo. Best just stay out of situations that can land you in jail in foreign countries, eh? if you end up in one, keep to yourself, keep your mouth shut, be respectful, but dont take any shit at ALL, not at first, or ever. Make friends if you can.
     
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    can you tell us how to know if a firearm will feed ammo by dry cycling it?
     
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    you just telegraphed it, homie.
     
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    My ancient ancestors were all street brawlers. Scientists think the strength of my genetic line is due to an evolutionary trait we have developed. I am able to drop my balls in the same way many lizards drop their tail.
    Grab my balls and you’ll be left holding them while I roundhouse you in the neck.
    I then climb up a tree and sleep for two weeks while they grow back.
     
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