Lifestyle New girl

[Disciplined Galt]

Is fun, took her to nana plaza which is the world's largest red light district last night. We both made out with a shiksa had some shitty burgers then went home.

 

[silentsinger]

Does she taste like bubblegum?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Does she taste like bubblegum?

Toothpaste.

 

[silentsinger]

Toothpaste.

Methinks we're talking about different bits.

Did you find her on vibratedates.com?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Methinks we're talking about different bits.

Did you find her on vibratedates.com?

Nopes, khao sarn road.

 

[silentsinger]

Nopes, khao sarn road.

You don't half talk pretty for a ginge.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

You don't half talk pretty for a ginge.

You talk like a munge.

 

[1372]

Methinks we're talking about different bits.

Did you find her on vibratedates.com?

If you want to be edgy.

Send me a pic of your gash

 

[1372]

Wow

I'm letting myself down

 

[silentsinger]

You talk like a munge.

The word that have inspired Shanye Topp to right a series of books with various titles like "The Return of the Munge", "The Munge Strikes Back", "Temple of the Crystal Munge", "Top Munge", and "Paul Blart Munge Cop" on the Smosh Games YouTube channel segment Maricraft.
Mom: How was school Billy?
Billy: GREAT! But boy am I hungry.
Mom: Oh yeah? Well I know just the thing you need

Mom reaches into the fridge, and pulls out MUNGEABLES.


I'm still none the wiser.

 

[silentsinger]

If you want to be edgy.

Send me a pic of your gash

Holy shit, get to your room

 

[silentsinger]

Wow

I'm letting myself down

Thanks though, your disgrace has stopped me being freezing cold.

 

[Jdog93]

Treat the Shishka right and D her Down you Dog Beating Ginga Ninja.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Treat the Shishka right and D her Down you Dog Beating Ginga Ninja.

Done did that. She claims she came. I don't trust her. Women are all liars like catfish @Banchan

 

[silentsinger]

Done did that. She claims she came.

I don't trust her. Women are all liars like catfish @Banchan

How have you not worked this out yet? Kiss her after, if her gob's icy cold she did. If not then Uber her out.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

How have you not worked this out yet? Kiss her after, if her gob's icy cold she did. If not then Uber her out.

Hmm, she was cold and trembling.

 

[silentsinger]

Hmm, she was cold and trembling.

Sure she was.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Sure she was.

Probably the air conditioning.

 

[silentsinger]

Probably the air conditioning.

Have you watched The Inbetwreners?

 

[silentsinger]

Do?

 

[silentsinger]

Fuck I am terrible phone podting

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Have you watched The Inbetwreners?

Nope, busy watching strippers high on ya baa.

 

[silentsinger]

Nope, busy watching strippers high on ya baa.

So you don’t know about clunge?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

So you don’t know about clunge?

No, is it like kegels?

 

[silentsinger]

No, is it like kegels?

What's kegels?