New Jersey Residents Advised Not To Eat Fish From The Sewer

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jason73

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Fish "rescued" from a sewer drain after a lake overflows in Newark (ABC 7)



Not that it ever seems sanitary to eat a fish found on the sidewalk, but this week's deluge has reportedly pushed a bunch of New Jersey fish out of their pond and stream homes and sent them up through the sewers, and officials are warning residents not to consume them. You know what they say: give a man a fish and you'll feed him for for a day, but give a man a fish found in a sewer drain and he'll have diarrhea for a lifetime.

Newark's Health and Community Wellness Department went so far as to issue an official alert yesterday after news reports showed residents catching fish swimming upstream on a flooded street. Authorities say the fish may have come in contact with bacteria and other contaminants during their journey through the sewer. That ain't good eatin'. "This is a dangerous practice and residents are urged to refrain from trapping, catching, and eating any fish caught on the streets," Dr. Hanaa Hamdi, the department's director, told reporters.

For reference, sewer fish look something like this:

 

Robbie Hart

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Those fish are coming from the Passaic River which is fucking disgusting. There is a miles and miles of toxic mud at the bottom of that river. There have been plans for some billion dollar cleanup, but I am not sure they have even started it yet.
My one roommate from college lived in in little falls and if I remember correctly the bridge there is over the Passaic river? That was the only memory I have of that place.
 

Robbie Hart

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I wasn't the one to win the bet against him but I was given the privilege to choose his name.
First off, glad to hear that. Did you get my retainer fee for picking Wild @I Wild Each It screen name when it comes time for that?
Secondly, can't wait to see what you come up with for 6 to 12
 

jason73

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when i hear jersey sewer fish this is what i think of