General New job stuffs

[silentsinger]

For the last 7 years of me not working, I'd say 2/3 nights a week I've had actual nightmares about no business coming in, and I'm twiddling me thumbs all day and dragged over the coals as a result.

Help me prep for Monday, I'm so shit scared. I seem to have convinced 3 people I'm capable of shifting their tin. Cacking it.

 

[Qat]

What are you gonna do anyway? Are you gonna have to communicate a lot?

 

[1372]

shifting their tin.

As an Englishman I have zero fucking idea what this means.

Good luck though.. All the best!!!

 

[silentsinger]

Wallies. I read it again, it makes perfect sense.

Where's @Robbie Hart when you need him?

 

[Qat]

Wat?

 

[silentsinger]

Bugger off, you.

 

[Jdog93]

No worries.
Fk all the stress.
Just live life to the fullest.


Stop!

Enjoy the little things as they are what matters

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

The first couple of days will be bullshit so relax.

It's all paperwork, HR, and training. Since you're in Cali I'm sure you're going to have to deal with all sorts of harassment training. That'll give you some time to get into the flow of things.

Otherwise just show up, ask questions, and don't expect to kick ass on day 1. It's not expected. Just get into the flow and learn the culture there and then shift your tins or whatever the fuck you said.

 

[SongExotic2]

Gotta assert dominance. First day you gotta identify the top dog, punch them in the face

 

[Robbie Hart]

Gotta assert dominance. First day you gotta identify the top dog, punch them in the face

You have to wreck them, not just punch them.....

 

[SongExotic2]

You have to wreck them, not just punch them.....

Yup. Probably have to do a pedigree or something

 

[Robbie Hart]

Yup. Probably have to do a pedigree or something

What's a pedigree?

 

[Truck Party]

Gotta assert dominance. First day you gotta identify the top dog, punch them in the face

this is spot on, never be the first to break eye contact or a handshake either

 

[Onetrickpony]

You have to wreck them, not just punch them.....

You want to translate the first post for us Bob?

After yesterday's thread I thought she had quit before she started and no longer trust my @silentsinger reading comprehension abilities.