General News in Perth

[Splinty]

In honor of our resident Aussie redneck @BrunoMcGyver I thought I would make a thread where we can sometimes post the amazing things that make the news in cosmopolitan cultural center Perth Australia.

Here I'll start:

Perth man loaned Mustang after taking his Ford Focus for a service

Perth man ‘trades’ Focus for Mustang

Taking a car for a service is hardly seen as one of life’s most enjoyable tasks. But for one man who visited a Perth dealership this week, it led to an experience of a lifetime.

www.perthnow.com.au

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Guy from Perth worked for me years ago.
He was good shit, kinda dumb but harmless. Huge dope smoker and a massive drunk, but fairly entertaining.

Over stayed his work Visa and was shipped back to Australia.

He was big into UFC, one of those guys that got too emotional over fights. He was so pissed off when Lyoto beat shogun the first time they fought.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

They ever figure out what this was?

Mystery over 'weird' creature found on Perth beach

 

[ThatOneDude]

I, allegedly, disassembled a taxi cab in Perth, after getting hammered on absinth. We allegedly ripped off all the doors, broke all the windows, stomped in the hood, etc. I remember none of this, but apparently it happened. The NCIS investigation was hilarious.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Perth has some interesting public art projects.

 

[The Big Guy]

I always thought @BrunoMcGyver was a mexican cowboy

Either way im glad hes being honored

 

[NotBanjaxo]

They ever figure out what this was?

Mystery over 'weird' creature found on Perth beach

That was really the best pics they could get? They couldn't actually clean the sand off to take a better look?

 

[ShatsBassoon]

That was really the best pics they could get? They couldn't actually clean the sand off to take a better look?

What'd you expect? It's perth!

 

[Splinty]

'No mullets allowed': Why this Perth teen was refused entry on his 18th birthday

'I wasn’t there to have a haircut, I was there to sink frothies.'

7news.com.au

 

[Jesus X]

I don't blame him I drove 2 ford raptors(old and new) and I'm probably going to buy one. I think I even enjoyed the older raptor better but I don't know how reliable an older raptor will be.

 

[BrunoMcGyver]

Guy from Perth worked for me years ago.
He was good shit, kinda dumb but harmless. Huge dope smoker and a massive drunk, but fairly entertaining.

Over stayed his work Visa and was shipped back to Australia.

He was big into UFC, one of those guys that got too emotional over fights. He was so pissed off when Lyoto beat shogun the first time they fought.

That’s every 9/10 guys who fuckin live in this city