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  1. Lars

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    Please it’s all oil barons from Alberta.

    If someone from Ontario is there, it’s because we sent them. We use it like the British used Australia, except for pot heads and burnouts instead of murderers and rapists
     
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  2. Lars

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    We have a saying in Ontario, if you can’t make it here, move to BC and smoke weed
     
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  3. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Jones is the GOAT, get over it dorks

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    This is the mayor of Kelowna:

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    He was elected by 98% of the voting population in the city
     
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  4. jason73

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    lol they is no albertans coming to BC they are mad at us and boycotting us over the hippy fags at the coast blocking the kinder morgan pipeline
     
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    worse this is our mayor . he is a fuckin idiot
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  6. Lars

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    Don’t mention the pipeline, it triggers me
     
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    all the ontarians out here bitch because they cant find bagged milk
     
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  8. Lars

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    You are all savages and don’t understand how delicious it is in a bag.
     
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    we had it out here like 30 years ago
     
  10. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Jones is the GOAT, get over it dorks

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    Between bagged milk and the term "soccer baseball" Ontarians really are a strange bunch...
     
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  11. Lars

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    No you didn’t stop lying

    There’s still lots of okanagan peaches too

    You are just full of it mister
     
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    i used to work with an ontarian and he called the forklift a tow motor. they are right fucked
     
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  13. Lars

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    No one calls it that

    Why are you such a fibber
     
  14. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    We send our morons out to you guys.
     
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    thats what i said. what the fuck is a tow motor dan???
     
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    thanks...its not like we were running out of our own lol
     
  17. Lars

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    Dan is probably from Windsor.

    I’m sorry
     
  18. jason73

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    could be . i dont pay attention to anything past medicine hat
     
  19. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    The rest of the provinces had a meeting. We decided to keep all the morons in BC (lower likelihood of them freezing to death) and the ones who can't find gainful employment go to Alberta.
     
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    A common side effect of marijuana is becoming increasingly withdrawn and isolated.
     
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    that would explain how the NDP got elected
     
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    that is a sign of having good weed and not wanting to share
     
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    I lived there. That place sucks! It’s full of redneck dickheads old German people.
     
  24. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    It's also why people are so bent out of shape about the pipeline. Alberta is a one trick pony so cutting oil production is fucking up the works. Granted, the unemployment will probably lead to drug use which means they move over one place left and become your problem.
     
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    sounds like heaven
     
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