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mmadotcomisufcdotcom

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I was excited to grab a couple ribey. Runs down to the local market 5 minutes away. The next market is a solid 15 minute drive.

Place has no ribeye. I wait over 10 minutes for the "butcher" who shows up to tell me I need to come back tomorrow and "they will cut some for you." This place will cut you meat on request until 10pm on a Sunday, but they guy says to come back 20 minutes before 6pm on a Saturday.

I say to him "That's different." He shrugs his shoulders and walks off. I turned to the other employee who was paying attention and told him I have to drive to town now and walked away from my basket. Not in an angry way, just an polite oh well fuck this kind of way.

I decide to grab something to drink for the drive and end up in the late shifts first employee's line. That matters since I shop their late every 3 nights or so. Guy asks "why just the soda, just stopping by?" I tell him about the ribeyes which he calls bullshit on and tells me he will take care of it.

Cashier comes back with the manager, who is a cool guy from nite shift also, who tells me to hang out. He comes back with two New York steaks hands them to me and apologizes for the new guy. Tells me they are on the house along with the drink.

I said thanks and accepted. Left without any of the fixings, no ribeye but some nice new York steaks. Not sure if its a win or loss.

Seeing as I am typing this long ass story because I am watching the fights and my gal is being a cunt since I left the corn, yes because I left the corn, have at it, I am still not sure if I am winning or losing tonight.
 

Robbie Hart

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You need to fucking go back in there when his shift is ending, mug him and shove one of the steaks up his ass and the other in his mouth to deliver the message
 

SongExotic2

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Is that cashier in the mafia? What other kind of shit can he pull?
 

SongExotic2

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And while I'm too lazy to start a thread and I feel it's relevant, I once did a weekly shop and when I got to checkout they had about 2 of 15 lines open with long lines on each. I just turned around walked halfway up an aisle and ditched my trolley. I ain't got time for that I just went without groceries for a week.
 

Splinty

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When going to kroger, Randall's, etc. Always get your bone in ribeye or t bone at a 1 1/4". It's a great thickness and is different than from what is on the shelf. They will have to cut you a fresh steak in the back.

Also don't forgot the corn motherfuck.
 

SongExotic2

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When going to kroger, Randall's, etc. Always get your bone in ribeye or t bone at a 1 1/4". It's a great thickness and is different than from what is on the shelf. They will have to cut you a fresh steak in the back.

Also don't forgot the corn motherfuck.
Probably wipe their nob on it for making them have to cut you a steak
 

gangsterkathryn

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Oct 20, 2015
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That was pretty cool of the manager to do. I like to see other managers taking care of customers who were treated poorly or had a bad experience. I always go out of my way to help customers who were polite when they were wronged. It pays to be nice to my people.
 

BJTT_Pella

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Jun 25, 2015
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Try and ask the butcher to cut you some tri tip. No joke man. If i cook beef bigger than a steak, i always go with tri tip. Its not a common cut outside of California i thinks. But damn is it awesome after 45 min on the bbq @ low heat. I like to use a dry rub. Turn it, dont burn it.
 

BJTT_Pella

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And while I'm too lazy to start a thread and I feel it's relevant, I once did a weekly shop and when I got to checkout they had about 2 of 15 lines open with long lines on each. I just turned around walked halfway up an aisle and ditched my trolley. I ain't got time for that I just went without groceries for a week.

I agree. Im a grown ass man. I dont wait in fucking lines. Not long ones lol