I think it took his white gloves for a male moose and wanted a piece
Translation for people from non-moose lands: Moose was looking to nutMoose was looking to rut
Zero moose in Windsor, fucktard. Stop talking about shit you know nothing aboutWhat kind of pussy hides from a moose?
Why do you think God gave us the ability to Superman Punch?
I don’t live in Windsor you jerk and you know it. If you want to keep pursuing this, I’ll get the @mods involved, and trust me, you won’t like what happens.Zero moose in Windsor, fucktard. Stop talking about shit you know nothing about
In the BC Survival Guide they teach you that when you are approached by a moose in heat, you avoid eye contact, lay very still and jerk him off.Moose was looking to rut
Unload your seed?In the BC Survival Guide they teach you that when you are approached by a moose in heat, you avoid eye contact, lay very still and jerk him off.
In the Ontario Survival Guide we are taught to just square up and unload on him.
Yes. If one of us is going to be raped it's the moose, not the Ontarian.Unload your seed?
Yes. If one of us is going to be raped it's the moose, not the Ontarian.
Rape is just surprise sex. Who doesn't like surprises?Yes. If one of us is going to be raped it's the moose, not the Ontarian.
Ah, the ol' Steve Irwin technique.Finger up the bum.
Works every time almost every circumstance.
From getting surprised by a moose to be given sweet popcorn in the cinema when you asked for salty.
Finger up the bum.