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mysticmac

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Oct 18, 2015
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Especially, when you're a cop and have a body cam on.


On April 21, 2022 at approximately 6:30 p.m., San Jose Police were called to investigate
a violation of a Domestic Violence Restraining Order naming a family member as the restrained
party. The officers were equipped with Body Worn Cameras that were activated. The
Protective Order in question protected the Mother (Ms. S.), Father (Mr. A.) and Daughter from
their son/brother. Officer Dominguez and two colleagues responded to the call. Officer
Dominguez took the lead investigative role.

Officer Dominguez began by speaking with the family’s 23-year-old daughter. Officer
Dominguez took interest in her and continued to interact almost exclusively with her. She gave
Officer Dominguez her brother’s potential location, which prompted Officer Dominguez to direct
the other two officers to leave and attempt to locate the brother.

Although Officer Dominguez milled around the home, he managed to keep the daughter
in view of his Body Worn Camera. Approximately 40 minutes into the investigation, the
daughter asked Officer Dominguez what she should do with her brother’s GPS monitor. When
she went to retrieve the GPS monitor, Officer Dominguez followed her. Ms. S. joined them. At
this point they were in the transition area between the dining room and kitchen. The daughter
handed the GPS unit to Officer Dominguez, who took it with his right hand. While she was
discussing the GPS unit, Ms. S. saw Officer Dominguez unzip his pants, place his hand inside
his zipper and began rubbing his crotch. Simultaneously, the daughter saw him rubbing his
crotch area.

Ms. S. asked her daughter to get her a glass of water, which the daughter mistakenly
offered to Officer Dominguez. Ms. S. asked her daughter for another glass of water, Officer
Dominguez followed the daughter into the kitchen and turned around to face Ms. S. Ms. S. saw
Officer Dominguez’s penis outside of his pants fully exposed. Ms. S. and her daughter left the
house and called for Mr. A. The daughter also called her uncle, who was nearby, and told him
what happened. Ms. S. and the daughter told Mr. A. what happened and he ran into the house.

Mr. A. looked into the kitchen and saw Officer Dominguez facing out of the kitchen with
his erect penis in his left hand and his right hand on the counter. Officer Dominguez made eye
contact with Mr. A., who promptly turned around and left the house. Two minutes later, Officer
Dominguez walked out of the kitchen, out of the house, and went back to work.

Meanwhile Mr. A. and the daughter’s Uncle reported Officer Dominguez’s actions to the
other officers on scene.
 

Shinkicker

For what it's worth
Jan 30, 2016
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I don’t know whether to congratulate mom on her restraint or shake the shit out of her. He would have taken a cast iron skillet to the head with his penis out in my kitchen.

Wtf is wrong with people?
 

FINGERS

Formerly 'pillow FINGERS'
Nov 14, 2019
15,667
18,825
I've only done it once.
I got caught in the newsnight library once Bang to rights. The only reason I didn't get sacked was because the people who caught me were going in there for a threesome.

TV studios were a good place to splash spunk.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
38,461
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I got caught in the newsnight library once Bang to rights. The only reason I didn't get sacked was because the people who caught me were going in there for a threesome.

TV studios were a good place to splash spunk.
My buddy used to bang this Belgian bird on the trains we were testing. They were both in relationship too.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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I don’t know whether to congratulate mom on her restraint or shake the shit out of her. He would have taken a cast iron skillet to the head with his penis out in my kitchen.

Wtf is wrong with people?
you need a prettier penis in your life.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
25,194
28,125
I see your point. Let me rephrase that.

He would have taken a cast iron skillet to the head with his penis out in my kitchen in front of my daughter.
If she's 23, you should wait and see her reaction.

There's no accounting for tastes.
 

Dick Niaz

"Be available for life to happen" - Bill Murray
Jan 14, 2018
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That was so sweet of the mom to have the daughter get him a glass of water. It’s important to stay hydrated, especially if you are sweating from beating your meat in a polyester police uniform.