Apparently I got drunk and belligerent last night and the girl is now on a bus to Kalasin...
So suggestions for New Years?
So suggestions for New Years?
Now I am single
- Thread starter Disciplined Galt
- Start date
He's a white guy in Thailand, wasting our time basically. Ive never wished I was anything but myself but one week of beinga white guy im thailand id kill for.
Id rather be an 80 year old German sex tourist there than a black male model. No exaggeration.
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So boo hoo OP
-Disgruntled dusky Thai addict
-Disgruntled dusky Thai addict
Yeah, it's not that big of a deal. It's been coming for a while, still sad though. Got 3 days off starting tomorrow, not a lot of money but I reckon I shall have some fun.
I think I will go for someone who speaks English this time. Might make her less scared when I get drunk and start throwing knives around, or maybe more.
Wouldn't rich thai milfs pay for play?
Alcoholic Giggalo seems like your ideal job
Thais don't see me as a white dude since I speak hillbilly Thai and got a back covered in Sak Yant.
That might actually be the fucking ticket mang. I need to work on the 6-pack tho.
Hahahaha you managed to fuck up being white in Thailand. Can you learn hiso thai?
I can speak like a fucking newscaster if I want. I just don't like it. Most hi-so idiots would prefer me speaking English with my UN accent.
Sure, I just have to speak like a female. Why would I thoguh?
Donno im stoned again.
And I am at fucking work. Got the day off tomorrow and planning on some shenanigans tonight.
Fuck that bitch! Who doesn't like to throw knives around when they're drunk?
That's what I mean mang. I like juggling this real nice Smith & Wesson blade when I'm a few bottles deep. Sometimes I cut myself a bit but it's worth it.
LOL this is actually worth commenting further on
If I just stick to speaking English I do fine, but as soon as I speak Thai I am relegated to street urchin. You remember when we talked to girls at Nana?
Yeah especially the one who said you're lower than her feet in Lao to you.LOL this is actually worth commenting further on
They all say that and invariably end up gargling my meat stick.
Saying you're lower than my feet is typically saying they want to start off by giving you a foot job right before atm, imo.
No doubt, third world countries mang
I think I'll try to get wifi on my phone so I can drunk post when I'm out and about.
Just live on tinned fish and som tum and youll have your Giggalo 6 pack in weeks.