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[1372]

Now let me begin....Last night I was drunk and extra horny...I cajoled the missus into taking me to a sex shop....Among other things like an extra thick vibrator...(She doesn't like them) (I do) And I'm fucking paying bitch....I bought this...


View: http://imgur.com/hIoKOLF


Now 2 questions I have....

1 Apart from putting my cock in that rubber hole WTF is the rest of it for.

2 @STANDWITHRAND

That little spray bottle there....Whatever is in it numbed the life out of my bellend....She wasnt happy when I was still going 40 minutes later and she was apparently sore.

So I guess...

Any thoughts? Anything anyone can add please?

 

[IschKabibble]

Fuck yeah. Nothing better than a spontaneous trip to the local sex shop. That little metal bullet deal is the vibrator. And the cock ring will help prevent your noodle from going limp. Win/win, imo.

 

[IschKabibble]

And fuck any kind of novelty lube. Just get a regular water-based thing from the grocery store.

 

[1372]

And fuck any kind of novelty lube. Just get a regular water-based thing from the grocery store.

That spray shit I do not advise....She had long wet the bed and she didn't finish me off till this morning...Holy Hard ons...

 

[IschKabibble]

lol, yeah the stuff that's marketed as warming lube ended up numbing my shit completely. I stay well away from that stuff now. Sometimes we have to learn the hard way when it comes to rubbing shit on our wieners, even as grown ass men. lol

 

[1372]

lol, yeah the stuff that's marketed as warming lube ended up numbing my shit completely. I stay well away from that stuff now. Sometimes we have to learn the hard way when it comes to rubbing shit on our wieners, even as grown ass men. lol

I was like Casanova without the flair...Pole vaulted out of bed this morning...

FML

 

[SongExotic2]

Have to stick that metal bit up your ass. The lube is to numb it so it doesn't hurt

 

[1372]

Have to stick that metal bit up your ass. The lube is to numb it so it doesn't hurt

Would my hemmaroids not get in the way?

 

[Deleted member 1]

I see you guys have this under control. I'm out!

 

[SongExotic2]

Would my hemmaroids not get in the way?

Thats what the lubes for

 

[1372]

I see you guys have this under control. I'm out!

Before you go boss...Could you just poke these back in??? Doctor....?

 

[SongExotic2]

Before you go boss...Could you just poke these back in??? Doctor....?

Splinty should change his name to Dr robotnik. That egg hasn't answered any of the medical questions we ask him

He's too busy on his Dr yacht

 

[Limpy]

Fuck yeah. Nothing better than a spontaneous trip to the local sex shop. That little metal bullet deal is the vibrator. And the cock ring will help prevent your noodle from going limp. Win/win, imo.

I gotta start thinking about cock rings and viagra and shit. I'm getting old and the old twig isn't like it used to be.

 

[1372]

I gotta start thinking about cock rings and viagra and shit. I'm getting old and the old twig isn't like it used to be.

Brush past me and I'll go rock....Just spicing things up...I love it when she gets dirty... :0

 

[Limpy]

This thread has me in tears

 

[IschKabibble]

I gotta start thinking about cock rings and viagra and shit. I'm getting old and the old twig isn't like it used to be.

Go see doc about TRT. Might be just the thing to spring some life back into your ol' Johnson.

 

[Limpy]

Go see doc about TRT. Might be just the thing to spring some life back into your ol' Johnson.

I'm not having issues yet, I'm just worried.

 

[1372]

I'm not having issues yet, I'm just worried.

@STANDWITHRAND will make you cough either way.

 

[1372]

You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth and.....

 

[La Paix]

I'm not having issues yet, I'm just worried.

Worried about disappointing yourself or......oh wait, never mind

 

[Punch]