General Obvious gay couple at the bar next to me...

[mysticmac]

They seem offended by me. I'm a bar farter.

 

[Pitbull9]

They seem offended by me. I'm a bar farter.

Crop duster

 

[mysticmac]

Crop duster

Not yet. When I go to the restroom.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Why are you at a gay bar?

 

[mysticmac]

Why are you at a gay bar?

Why wouldn't I be?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Why wouldn't I be?

Didn't know you'd come out. Mozel tov.

 

[mysticmac]

Didn't know you'd come out. Mozel tov.

Youre confused.

 

[mysticmac]

They just asked for their check. Peace out, homies.

 

[mysticmac]

Didn't even finish his glass of wine.

 

[sparkuri]

Didn't even finish his glass of wine.

I know what I would do in that situation

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Youre confused.

Are you coming on to me?

 

[mysticmac]

Are you coming on to me?

Do you want me to?

 

[sparkuri]

Do you want me to?

Touche'

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Do you want me to?

Well, I don't not want you to.

 

[Bozy]

I work with a Gay guy and asked him if he got turned on to facts. He wasn't amused.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Op can immediately tell who’s gay?

Takes one to know one

 

[silentsinger]

Stop getting your dick out and they might calm down.

 

[1372]

Am I too late?

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

So did OP suck both their cocks

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

So did OP suck both their cocks

No, they sucked both of his