General Official 2019 gonorrhea check-in thread

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  1. Shit Plate

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    Anyone else have it already 2019? Check in here we can talk bout it. Going to urgent care after work.

    Other STDs welcome to post also
     
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    Great thread woùld read again
     
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    If your wife gives it to you come on back and check in
     
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    Gonorrhea is like the cauliflower ear of the sex world. If your dick is getting a lot of action it's part of the game. Sure u can wear some gay ear protection but who wanna do that. Now get out
     
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    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    I give you til March. You'll be back
     
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    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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  14. Shit Plate

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    I'll post a pic from urgent care later goof
     
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    And btw does birdwatcher mean u watch guys dicks or u watch actual birds because idk which one is more gay
     
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    He watches gay men dressed as parrots



    Fuck each other
     
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  18. Shit Plate

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    Lolol
     
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    Sex Chicken Nate Diaz is a Juggalo

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    No he doesn’t.
     
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    I can totally post the text message convos with my brother chicks!!!!!!
     
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    You don't really want that.

    When I don't post in a thread you make, it gets 5 replies and dies. When I do, you get multi-page threads.

    I am the reason for your failure and the reason for your success.
     
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    Yes I remember you all over my threads in the other place that had like 75k views. Thanks so much for that. Idiot.
     
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